Aziraphale writting fanfic/drawing about Crowley and himself in heaven
The Bentley doing shenanigans to bring them together again
Muriel being sick about being a child of divorse and going feral
Gabriel and Beez trolling Az. and Cr. over how they are so happy and in love
Whickber Street people convinced Az. left Cr. and run away with "the naked man"
Cr. being a lil' shit and doing everything Az. love on earth (eating, reading..)
Muriel telling a jealous Az. all the things they have done (wrongly) with Cr.
Cr.'s plants and Az.'s books gained consciousness and unionised with the Bentley
Somehow everyone is reanacting "The sound of music"
They are not talking and are using everyone else as messengers
Hell and Heaven secretly shipping them and taking bets
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