Your run-of-the-mill Tumblr freak

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

sometimes instead of “why can’t they just be friends” i think it should be “why can’t they also be friends” because sometimes shipping feels much too much like forcing two pretty characters to kiss and be intimate without actually being interested in the dynamic the two people have. what about hanging out together. what about why they like being in each others company. what do they argue about. how do they patch things up. what do they laugh about.

I seriously hope Trump does not get assassinated because I can't wait for post-Trump politics and the last fucking thing I want is for that fat orange fuck is to get martyred and held in high regard like Lincoln and Kennedy.

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

That is a new level of containment breach

I do think that if you're chronically ill you should be immune to other diseases just as a matter of course. Stacking multiple debuffs like that is just unbalanced. Patch now please.

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure