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A Mongolian shepherd with an AK47 and a pet snow leopard

You will never be this bad ass

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probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

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sreegs

stolen from prev @fallout-lou-begas 's tags

sophiefourcadeart

Dromaeosauridae 🦴

07-chan

misfit-toy-haven

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

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pickledh

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

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thatwelshartist

PATIGOTITAN

think I might need to rethink how I colour and shade sauropods, like it's good but I wanna better capture just how ridiculously big they really where

if you like this I have prints available on Etsy

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Liopleurodon ferox

basedhighsenberg

Me: "Man, I wish I would stop having dreams about getting into gunfights."

My brain: "Heard"

My brain: *dream about being back in highschool"

Me:

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chuunifox

Autism Representation written by an allistic: My name is John Autism and I like the designated autistic interests

unintentionally autistic character written by the creator who hasn't really thought about whether or not theyre autistic: I wish I could be human like the way everyone else is but I know they can tell I'm not. And I know they're right

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windsroad

Just finished a cross stitch of this!

gsirvitor

We can't rescue anyone captured by pirates this year, FEMA blew the budget, however, for a quick donation of $62 billion, I'm willing to try.

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afuasthoughts

I can't stop laughing omg😭😭😭😭😭😭

justchelseaaaa-deactivated20221

😂😂

quadradaz

Sound on

bunabi

They're brainstorming anti-spice legislation in the notes 💀

themadprideprofessor

They really are brainstorming away down there. However, I like this note, so I’ll share it.

“lightcycler:

Anyone even mentioning why you shouldn't do this, has likely stolen food before. There is not a single person alive in their right mind that would risk a food allergy was someone else's meal. Y'all are just trying to justify what you did in the past.”

ankaa-avarshina

Wait, hold up. There are actually people out there saying you shouldn't put allergens in YOUR food (even if YOU are not allergic to them) because SOMEONE ELSE may have a reaction and DIE from eating YOUR food??? Without YOUR PERMISSION?!?! Am I getting this right!?!?

cdelphiki

as someone with food allergies, can confirm I have never and would never steal someone else's food and risk an allergic reaction. Half the time I won't even eat food made specifically for me if I can't confirm it doesn't contain said allergens. Spice away, friends. Defend your food.

As someone who puts notes upon notes on MY tub of butter or mayo or whatever I keep in the fridge at work and STILL gets BREADCRUMBS in MY tubs from assholes putting a glutened up knife in MY CLEARLY MARKED 'GLUTEN FREE DONT USE ON REGULAR BREAD' jars, I support the ghost pepper lunches. Maybe I should spice up my mayo.

colt-kun

Every person I have ever known with food allergies knows this stupid debate and has agreed on this front: we don't take other people's food. Ever. Even if it's a dish that doesn't normally have X, we can't be sure the prep area wasn't contaminated. Stop using us as the crutch of your argument to justify your theft.

Enjoy your ghost peppered justice.

defilerwyrm

What you need to understand about people who steal their coworkers' lunches is that they do it for a power trip, and that is why they deserve to get ghost peppered or worse.

I always think back to a coworker from a previous job who had a similar experience at a prior job of his own.

He had dietary restrictions that meant he had to make his own food. Someone kept stealing his lunch. He made his name label bigger. They kept doing it. Sometimes they'd just eat half of his lunch and put the other half back. Sometimes his name label was removed. It was 100% on purpose. He complained to HR/management. Memos went out. It kept happening. He changed where in the fridge he stored his lunch. It kept happening. This fuckface was determined.

So he took matters indy his own hands. One day he made chili, portioned out some for lunch, and added most of a bottle of laxative.

Sure enough, his lunch was stolen again that day. He just waited.

About half an hour after he found his Tupperware bowl empty, the lady in the desk across from his, facing him, suddenly looked up with a D8> expression, leapt to her feet, threw her headset down, and sprinted for the ladies' room.

Only she didn't make it there in time.

She did not come back to work the next day. Or at all, in fact.

Don't whine at me that what he did was in any conceivable way wrong. Office food pirates deserve to get got.

prismatic-bell

Technically Laxative Guy did break the law. That’s considered a form of poisoning, which is why the ghost pepper idea is far better—nobody can prove you didn’t decide to try something new, and it is something fit for consumption.

I still think Laxative Guy was right in seeking justice, I’m just saying if you find yourself in the unfortunate position of needing to do something like this, stick with the ghost pepper. (And remember to wear gloves while you cut it! Capsaicin will find paper cuts and hangnails your didn’t even know you had.)

Also I’m just saying, I have dietary restrictions for religious reasons and I’ll often turn down even food that’s freely offered to me, never mind taking it from someone with no context. The idea that someone with food restrictions is going around stealing lunches is ridiculous.

holy-muffins

Also: you can substitute salt for sugar, sugar for salt. It was an honest mistake, but groceries are tight this month so you decided to tough it out and eat it right?

capt-coffeebitch

Lunch Pirates were happening at my little brother’s office specifically the older type colleagues. I told my spouse and he was about halfway to ordering ipecac and capsaicin crystal to mix into mayonnaise and make an Evil Sandwich for lil bro to plant in the fridge. Because there were 40-50 year old dudes stealing lunches from broke-ass barely 20 year old kids. So these ghost pepper fellers? They’re being real nice when contrasted with my spouse who is an extremely petty trained chef.

ribstongrowback

i think the real crime with the food allergy lunch pirate debate is that it distracts from the fucking CLASS on display here this man has POISE that kings and emperors would die to immitate

thesimpsonswayoflife

khorneschosen

"can't complain"

......

"actually you know what I could, I could ALWAYS complain"

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