ratatouille's monster

those without pure heart refer to this website as “an app”

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.

rabbits can be anywhere at any time. rabbits can even be on a device. rabbits can be on your device. rabbits can be eating your files. its fine. its sustenance. they are called bytes for a reason

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my phone got picked up by an eagle a few weeks ago and all of my posts since then have been a beautiful golden eagle accidentally tapping the screen with her perfect talons. including this one

it's just a stochastic eagle

just had an amazing sleep paralysis experience wherein i looked above my bed and there was a green prompt box thing that said “reveal ghost” and of course my dumbass clicked on it and scary eyes slowly faded in as i tried to squirm around in fear and couldnt move like. man thats stupid you deserve whatever happens to you at that point

if anything you're reading makes reference to the cultural practices or social structures of "indigenous societies" you should mentally annotate it with "WHICH ONES???" in bright red marker

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one