ratatouille's monster

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual

...you know what, OP? I think I truly do understand how that feels.

i think to make a gimmick blog on this website you need a "when is it fine to start joking 101" class because i just saw one roleplaying on a post about a trans woman being banned