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Poll: Without looking it up, do you know what anomalocaris is?

Without looking it up, do you know what anomalocaris is?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

#yes and it's because of that one video set to bring me to life

nest-deactivated20181209

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

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mosticonicposts

certified iconic post

#this is how my mutuals posting about nirvanna the band the show feel to me but you know what. thats beautiful

apolladay

Hyperspecific poll but it's all common things that are just rare on Tumblr

cishet and neurotypical

have an active sex life

gym at least once a week

consider yourself completely untraumatised

not interested in creating any form of art/storytelling

none of the above

multiple of the above

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

#i am married; later TURBO VIRGINS

machinot

Share link 10 years ago

https://Poopvideos.com/video-id/817655H

Share link now

https://poopvi.ds/video-id/817655H&user_8-65155JN&shared.at/7:39PM/palantir_tracking_id=92827652.876.99&socialsecuritynumber=827.92.7251&bloodtype:bnegative&penis_size:about_6_inches_hard_iqn76

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lumsel

And so the emperor said, "so if I wore these fine garments, any fools in the crowd, being unable to see the garments, would be able to see my dick and balls?"

And one of the two salesmen said "Well, surely, you would not--"

And the emperor continued, "and they would tell everyone what my dick and balls look like? They would proclaim it from the rooftops as, being fools, they would lack the better judgement to know such details would be better kept to themselves? And all the peasants and lords would then know every detail of my aging scrotum?"

"But surely, your highness," the other salesman said, "in your wisdom you can see, with your own eyes, that these silks are of such incredible quality, that such minor embarrassment would be minimal compared to how distinguished you would appear to the worthy?"

The emperor thought on this, considered it deeply, and said, "honestly, not really."

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Okay

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blocked people block people

cheaphalloweencostume

what is biblical skincare can anyone tell me

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json-derulo

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

anarchopuppy

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

ispyspookymansion

did you do anything gay and or trans to celebrate pride month this year

yes

no

Voting ended on12h

decide the nuance of your answer for yourself this is your call

ispyspookymansion

can more losers reblog this please where are my fellow No’s

#ummmmm saw the utena movie in theatres. and was gay and hung out with all my gay and trans friends

greelin

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

fluentisonus

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

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machinot

What are you topping these with???🤪

GREEN PAINT DOES NOT EXIST. YOU CANNOT USE GREEN PAINT

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undying-princess

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

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