ratatouille's monster

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online

grabbing people by the shoulders and shaking them. just because you hate ai and want their companies to die doesn't mean you should be pro the music industry's copyright lawsuit apparatus. the enemy of your enemy is not always your friend!!!!!! please!!! for the love of god

Go to subway and ask for the "cookie". They'll know what to do

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

none who ask me what i plan on doing with my master’s degree shall prosper