ratatouille's monster

there's a thing i really want to have happen over the next couple of days in my life so if people could use their psionic warrior powers and send me all your luck that would be great thakn uuuuu

the good thing happened!!!! thank u psionic warriors 🫡

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a Jedi

okie gonna fight aeonglass for the first time, wish me luck, i know nOTHING about its attack patterns or gimmicks

I love helping everyone rediscover the fact that the opening passage of My Immortal is a parody of the opening passage of The Vampire Lestat and not just a generic exaggeration of the typical fanfic Mary Sue introduction. One of the many delightful goth kid Easter eggs the author planted for the audience.

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

you'll also find it a self-fulfilling prophecy, because people can usually tell when you think they are stupid and annoying, and will react by closing off and tucking away everything they care about before you can judge them for it. if you find people very very boring it might be that they are simply hiding from you.

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

uuuuh okay update on the crush discourse going on in my notes: if a friend has a crush on you and they do tell you they're unfairly pressuring you to reciprocate but if they don't tell you they're being dishonest with you so either way they've ruined the friendship. every day the most anxious minds on earth make amazing philosophical strides on this website.

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker