whatever I feel like

Accounting majors who hurt you

i read this as the beginning of a list, not as a question

there’s nothing worse than getting an email

getting two emails

there’s one thing worse than getting an email

i’ve got bad news about the cardinality of natural numbers

Wirt takes up knitting after the unknown and makes Greg all his winter clothes, he doesn’t want him to ever feel as cold as he did in the unknown again

ancient greek word of the day: αἰγίλιψ, “devoid of goats; hence, incredibly steep, to the point that not even goats can climb it”

goatforsaken

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

flat fuck friday

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday