Science Shenanigans.

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy

You can’t Abstain your way to a Better World.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

the romance of hand-plotting. this guy looked at the numbers and drew each of those dots manually, and the image emerged. we can only imagine how he felt

I am wildly more obsessed with this than I expected to be

Color By Numbers but the original artist is the sky itself

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

my dead wife. the ad free internet

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’