Lichmistress.

Please don't return me to the store

Waking up fuckass early in the morning for no reason at all and getting all your day's errands done before noon is fun until you start feeling like it should be bedtime soon and check what time it is and it's 4 pm.

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why