media vita in morte sumus

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

boy u need to put ur brown eyes away theyre catching the light in such a way that makes me wanna put a baby in u. i cant even do that. this is torture

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

beating your ass is my hyperfixation and brother? im about to start infodumping

Hey, Im the train. I decided it would be fun to stop moving for an undisclosed amount of time just before we arrive at the station. My idea..

daddy i’ll be honest kitten has killed before and will kill again

you’re turned on. he’s on the floor in tears and you’re turned on.

i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again

hosting tboy wrestling in my bed if anyone’s interested