curiouser and curiouser

The sheer energy. The beauty of this woman. The women hugging in the background. The man in rainbow parachute pants. This whole video is art.

This is what world peace looks like

they won't tell you this but you can make a princess say whatever you want

they won't tell you this but my maid is gonna spend the night in the dungeon for posting this on my account

its really cold in here

Guards! Fuck each other witless against the floor. Her royal highness requires references for her yaoi drawings of the knights of the round table fandom

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

Use your coins to buy posts

Use your posts to win hoes

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”