curiouser and curiouser

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

mine had a tornado 2day,. , but it was like ,.,, only an hour where i am,,.,,,

I dont come into your house and brag >:(

im literally allowed2,,. im literally th princess

youre right my bad your highness

Tumblr users discussing rap music is the new Plato's Allegory of the Cave

They see the shadow of rap music cast on the wall by their conservative parents and confuse it for the real thing