curiouser and curiouser

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

my birthday is in july! :)

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

what if it was called american happy story

walter white was like it would suckkkkkk if my bitch wife found out about my meth cooking im gonna abuse her about it. and all the viewers were like genuinely so true king

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic