curiouser and curiouser

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

No, they gotta eat. That is the point of all these. Crumb is ant food. Web provide food, like job provide money. worm eat dirt. Flies are weird.

i just asked every scientist and they all said that you arent true here and thats not correct. i dont tolerate disinformations on my page. they do these things for no reason, and thats fine. we love all of them anyways because they are beautiful in their own yucky & terriblw way

So flies aren't weird?

theyre worthless animals which is lovely

the crumbs aren't actually ant food anyway! the ants gather crumbs to feed their domesticated fungus. they have farms. they eat the fungus and bring organic matter for the fungus to eat. and theyre not terrible they're lovely.

(getting REALLY mad) NOOOOOOO!!! THAT'S ONLY LEAFCUTTER ANTS!!!!!! ONLY LEAFCUTTER ANTS DO THAT!!!!!!!! AND THEIR FUNGUS ONLY EATS LEEAAVES!!!!!

Is it strange that I hate OP's post? It's like, strangely anti intellectual and really mean to bugs in a way that seems positive but without any of the substance 😢. Did you ever think of the bug's feelings Aceynk?

these animals are useless and stupid and and thats awesome

Cuntrapposto.

Cuntrapusso

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

@dualclock joypost for you

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

No… I’m actually more interested in making porn of your bitmoji instead of having real sex with you. Um, you can go home now thanks

LMFAO Song “Sorry For Bitmoji Porn”

Does anyone know what to do

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

Impudence is like the perfect princess word. you're impudent. my maid is impudent. Cease this impudence! the princess tongue was made to say words such as this.

“Sir, I am the manager, now what is your complaint?”