Rage Cupcakes

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

If you go looking for the devil....

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

The best part of this is that Teddy is a shapeshifter. He can make himself shorter at will to make this more comfortable for both of them and Will Not.

The other best part of this is that Billy is in charge of reality. He could make himself taller or make Teddy shorter at will to make this more comfortable for both of them and Will Not.