Ted Lasso (2020—) 1.03: “Trent Crimm: The Independent”

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Ted Lasso (2020—) 1.03: “Trent Crimm: The Independent”

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My brain wouldn't shut up until I made this.
“The last son of Krypton” yeah. Yeah, that’s what Clark is—he’s the last surviving child to be born on Krypton. But he could not be farther from “the last Kryptonian”
And it honestly makes me so mad whenever he’s referred to like that
Because to Clark, Krypton is a concept. It’s an idea. It’s like how we grow up with myths like Atlantis—we have never and (most likely, in our case, but I’d like to hold out hope lol) will never experience it in real life.
And Clark was never really Kal-El; he was always just. Clark Kent. The human boy from Krypton.
And then you have Kara.
Kara Zor-El, who grew up speaking Kryptonese.
Kara Zor-El, who grew up celebrating their holidays.
Kara Zor-El, who grew up eating their food.
Kara Zor-El, who, on the day that she left Krypton, had school the next day.
Kara is the last person alive who remembers a dead planet and actually lived on it.
Whereas to Clark, Krypton was a story, an ideal, a concept, to Kara, it was her entire world.
And she’s just. She’s such a heartbreaking character.
Because, think about it; she was fifteen years old. The ground was shaking. Buildings were collapsing. People were screaming, people were crying, people were scared, people were confused, and people were dying—her people, her friends.
And her parents told her to get into a pod. Told her that she needed to protect Kal-El. Their last request to her was to make sure that he was safe.
And they sent her away.
And she wonders why? Why her? Why, out of everyone, was she chosen to get to live, when everyone—everything that she knew was going to die, and there would be no one left to remember it but her?
And then she’s knocked off course.
And she spends two decades—two long, agonizing decades—alone in the dark.
And then she finally she finally manages to make it to Earth. She hasn’t aged a day—she’s still fifteen years old, and she’s lonely, and she’s confused, and she’s terrified, and she hurts, and she wants to go home, she wants her parents, she wants her friends. But she knows. She knows that she’s never going to see them again.
And when she gets to Earth, she’s still alone. She doesn’t understand what anyone is saying and no one understands her. And she doesn’t find Kal-El. Because Kal-El doesn’t really exist. She finds Clark Kent, all grown up. Clark Kent, older than her. Clark Kent, who doesn’t need her to protect him.
And…she failed. She failed her parents.
She wasn’t there. She didn’t see him grow up. She didn’t protect him, she didn’t keep him safe.
And her home, her family, everything she ever had and everything she ever loved is…gone. But she’s still there.
And she must resent her parents, because who wouldn’t? If they hadn’t sent her away, it wouldn’t have made a difference in her cousin’s life. Really, the only difference that it would’ve made is that she wouldn’t be alone. She wouldn’t be suffering. She wouldn’t have to live knowing that everyone else was dead. She wouldn’t feel the guilt of it.
But she does. She does and she misses it and she misses them and she dreams of it. No matter how long it’s been, she’ll still dream of Krypton, and she will until the day she dies.
Sorry, went off on kind of a tangent there lol. I just love psychology and I love Kara and she’s just so tragic.
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hi i think every white theater kid and anyone who has ever seen a movie should watch this
Holy shit
most people watch the x files because they either want to see aliens or watch mulder and scully kiss. coincidentally the x files is a show that is well known for avoiding showing us aliens at all costs and also not letting mulder and scully kiss.
yes this is the show about aliens with the two fbi agents who are definitely in a situationship. no we're not going to show you aliens no we're not going to show you whatever the fuck is going on with mulder and scully. that's none of your business actually.
x files statistically more likely to show you aliens than to show you mulder and scully kissing. really its a testament to the importance of work/life balance when you really think about it. oh, you wanna know why mulder has the key to scully's apartment? you wanna know why scully's sleeping over at mulder's house? frankly none of your business. lets talk about those little alien costumes. are nt the little alien costumes soo sillay.

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your ruthless efficiency in disembarking from this aeroplane has captivated me mademoiselle
i just read the caption for this unreleased newsreel footage more carefully... WHO wrote this lkasdjfaksjdfjlskjdfslkdfj
ok coming back to this (as one does) i didn't realize you can click the newsreel dates/codes and it'll pull up the source for the descriptions/captions . so 'bogey is there to protect bacall from hepburn, a notorious woman lover' was written by someone in the hearst metrotone news library in 1951..? ⚠️⁉️ i have a dozen more questions
Historically, one of the most reliable sources of widespread banditry was rulers ramping up military recruitment for major wars, then cutting their soldiers loose afterwards without pay, leaving a bunch of heavily armed men with military experience floating around broke and homeless.
Knowing this, whenever someone jokingly refers to raccoons as "trash bandits", I get a vivid mental image of, like, a raccoon succession crisis leading to a raccoon civil war, the aftermath of which forced the former soldiers of the losing side (who are all raccoons) to take up the life of the raccoon outlaw.
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He is absolutely copying you, and cuddling, and doing the slow close of eyes that is a cat kiss! #this is one very happy cat #i hope the two of you have many years of harmony and happiness
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Cute observation we’ve probably made before: European languages approaching the problem of naming a dragonfly.
French, German, Dutch, Italian, Spanish, Polish, Greek, Romanian: it has wonderful balance, so we will sensibly name it “level” - as in ⚖️, balance. It’s so rare that all of us come to such a nice consensus. Hopefully it’s not because, like, English rode in roughshod and -
English, spitting: dragonfly
French, German, Dutch, Italian, Spanish, Polish, Greek, Romanian and a whole host of others: normally you’re more with us than everyone else - did you … get that from the celts, or…?
Welsh: no. Fuckoff. snake’s servant
Irish - BIG NEEDLE
Basque, supportively - witch’s needle!
Swedish - troll’s spindle
Norwegian - eye sticker
Danish - goldsmith
Croatian - fairy’s horse
Finnish: wolf’s rod (?)
Hungarian - sieve-knitter
Turkish - little Joseph 😊
I’d like to study the rest of the world, and ask a few languages some probing questions, but there’s never enough time.
According to the Oxford English Dictionary however, there are some popular names among the same lines as "dragonfly", such as German drachenfliege and drachenhure, they just aren't like the standard terms! The first attestation of the English word is from 1626, but like, compounding like that is a pretty Germanic thing to do, so it makes sense.
Ooh according to the Historical Thesaurus of English there was a term "adderbolt" in use from 1483-1703 (can't get the tumblr link thing to show the specific page but it's category 01.04.01 if anyone wants to look it up)
Ahhh that’s the faint little dying sparks of the snake connection - look at the Welsh name (“gwas y neidr”) and the original English word for adder!
It looks like the “libellule” variants swept over a lot of older regional names, themes in which seemed to be snakes, magic, horses/riders, witches and devils, and needles. Normally it’s English words that do that, but in this case, English is going 🗣️ DRAGONFLY 🗣️ in a mild eddy of independence, and is clearly not guilty.
If you squint, the “spindle” and “needle” themes might go back far enough to connect to the “snake” ones!
hang on can we get back to "Drachenhure"
Yeah good point guys what’s going on there
Thank you for making me look up what hure meant in the middle of my physical therapy
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things I was not expecting to learn when I looked up the word (PDF link):
As far as we know today, dragons featured only in German witch trials from Thuringia, Saxony, and Bavaria, i.e. from the eastern parts of today’s Germany. [...] The belief in a connection between witchcraft and dragons seems to belong to the bedrock of witch beliefs in this area. “Dragon whore” (“Drachenhure”) was a common insult in sixteenth-century Saxony. Dragons featured in the oldest eastern German trials from the early sixteenth century, and they disappeared only in the early eighteenth century when the witch hunts themselves finally petered out.
Dillinger, Johannes. "The Dragon as a Household Spirit: Witchcraft and Economics in Early Modern and Modern Sources." Magic, Ritual, and Witchcraft, vol. 17 no. 2, 2022, p. 212-240. Project MUSE, https://dx.doi.org/10.1353/mrw.2022.0024.
(the thing I was expecting to learn is also in that paragraph but like)
We’ve come so far from the insults of Saxony tbh
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