Tigerkid

LOST GIRL (2010 - 2016) 5.03 "Big in Japan"

I was looking at sex toys on aliexpress (like you do) and it suggested I get a 45cm (17″) Black Tourmaline Hexagonal Obelisk. I don’t think that’s a good idea

FINALLY, WE CAN TENTACLIZE THE CLOUDS THEMSELVES! 

and now I found the “realistic torture/execution devices for dolls” section. 

This results in a LOT of abused food, which is always hilarious. 

that’s not what I was searching for and frankly at this point I can’t really remember what I was searching for 

oh baby, slide into my chrysanthemum for some novel gameplay!

they always end up looking like a r/wheredidthesodago commercial for lesbianism

wait, a flower? do… do flowers make sounds? 

THE WRENCH! 

now that is a fucking slogan

one of my favorite things is that when they’re showing off that sex toys have a bluetooth+internet thing so people can control them remotely, they always show a world map and two points labeled with city names and they’re ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE NEAR THE ACTUAL CITIES. 

sex toy or vulcan starship? 

OH MEHR SPIELMÖGLICHKEITEN! 

this will give you the biggest orgasm of your life, but your mother will die. Oh well, there’s other parents.

In the quiet night all you can hear is your rapid breathing

I’m not sure anyone of any gender really wants scissors near their genitals, so this may not be the best design

sometimes all I can say is “what”

is this vaporwave?

I don’t think that’s how that works

your strawberries will never be safe

finally, the first robot that can eat a flan! 

(Unlike all those terrible dildos that don’t work in the living room or kitchen)

finally the first sex toy designed specifically for wizards! 

X

an insane response, but i can't fight this. carry on

im being hunted for sport in the notes

CORDELIA CHASE + swords ⚔️ ANGEL THE SERIES (2.22) (3.06) (3.13) (3.19) (3.20) (4.04) & (5.12)

I love every bit of this.

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.

tags from @gnarlystarships because YEAH

“How come he don’t want me, man?”

Tears.

Monsieur le Flouf keychain (limited edition) 🐾🤍

Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie in Thor: Ragnarok

WAREHOUSE 13, 2.01 “Time Will Tell”

yelena belova + kicking ass

'pierre balmain "corset" evening dress in blue taffetta + gray-green velvet, c. 1951' in fifty years of fashion: new look to now - valerie steele (1997)