Zero Gravitas

You know anon - maybe un-anon yourself before you ask me to do anything.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

I have two very important things I need to talk about. Ok. More like things that are holding my mental health together right now in this especially tumultuous time.

First off, if you didn't know, @kisahawklin recently started Podficcing (cold reading) my fic Never Forget, Never Forgive, and its absolutely fabulous and fun and she just finished up and also did the extras and I had to give it a shoutout because its surreal to hear words from my brain exit someone else's mouth and I'm honestly so appreciative. It's such a big fic to read out loud.

SECOND OFF. Jesus Christ.

So @waterloggedowl has done it again, bigger and better for this year's Fanfic Writer's Appreciation Day. Some might recall that some time ago she did a book bind of NFNF, well now they're back with a WHOLE SET. She redid NFNF as well as the sequel Paper Memories. I am literally still reeling these are the best things I've ever seen!!!!

Look at this shit. LOOK AT IT. TGCF official Hardbacks wish they had what my fanfiction has lmao. Literally now the coolest books on my shelf (that no one I know can ever ever ever pick up and read god help me bc no one knows of my supremely indulgent new pasttime nor that I, an infamous aroace, fucking loves danmei).

Three gorgeous covers, and each one has a different printed inside cover. Each has a 'red thread' bookmark string and a decorative red bead and a butterfly pendant. The edges are painted gold, which is basically the best thing ever and matches so beautifully with the metallic cover art.

More images under the cut because this is getting long but like I have to sit here and freak out with you guys for a minute. Its been a day but like I'm still losing it over this.

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

Because over 50 pretty much guarantees ‘20, and on a good day in HS, all of them in one day.’

So, when someone asks you this in an interview, remember to reply that ‘age is a protected class.’

I’m such a dumbass