Sexual Innuendo And Futurama References

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

I think maybe the most ironic part of the white supremacist “Muslims are taking over Europe, save European culture and its people!” rhetoric is that they’ve been saying it for the past 1,300 years. No exaggeration. This is something they’ve been fearmongering about since the 8th century.

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

I have no idea who Scalia was. Isn’t that the thing that people call themselves when they are furries but with reptiles?

You’re thinking of scalies. Scalia is a quantity that has magnitude but not direction.

You’re thinking of scalars. Scalia is an opera house in Milan.

You’re thinking of La Scala. Scalia is is a form of thermal burn resulted from heated fluids such as boiling water or steam.

You’re thinking of scalding. Scalia are subjective internal experiences.

You’re thinking of qualia. Scalia is the region of Northern Europe consisting mainly of Norway, Sweden, and Finland.

You’re thinking of Scandinavia. Scalia is a company that makes trucks.

You’re thinking of Scania. Scalia is a a wizard and a Snatcher in the gang led by Fenrir Greyback in the Harry Potter universe.

You’re thinking of Scabior. Scalia was the guise assumed by Peter Pettigrew in his capacity as an Animagus,also in the Harry Potter universe.

You’re thinking of Scabbers. Scalia is a type of triangle where no two sides have the same length.

You’re thinking of Scalene. A Scalia is a method of stealing people’s valuables or money through elaborate falsehoods, deception and acting.

you’re thinking of scams. scalia is the bone that connects the humerus to the clavicle.

You’re thinking of scapula. Scalia is a small knife with a thin, sharp blade that is used in surgeries and dissections.

You’re thinking of a scalpel.Scalia is an abnormal lateral curvature of the spine.

You’re thinking of scoliosis. Scalia is the author of “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.”

You’re thinking of a Scamander. Scalia is a flat tool used for flipping food.

You’re thinking of a spatula. Scalia is any one of numerous species of saltwater clams or marine bivalve mollusks in the taxonomic family Pectinidae.

You’re thinking of a scallop. Scalia is the eighth astrological sign in the tropic Zodiac, and one of the three water signs, along with Cancer and Pisces.

You’re thinking of Scorpio… Scalia is a vegetable in the onion family, with long green stalks, usually added to a dish for flavor.

You’re thinking of scallion. Scalia is the ship name for Scott McCall and Malia Tate from Teen Wolf.

You’re thinking of Scott/Malia. Scalia is the primary antagonist in the He-Man cartoons. He wants to seize control of Castle Grayskull, the cultural and political stronghold of Eternia, so that he can conquer the universe and shape it to accord with his own evil vision.

You’re thinking of Skeletor. Scalia is a method of using oars to propel watercraft. In modern crew competitions, it refers to two-oared rowing.

You’re thinking of sculling. Scalia are green-skinned, shape-shifting antagonists in the Marvel comic universe.

You’re thinking of Skrulls.  Scalia is the skeptic; Mulder is the believer.

You’re thinking of Scully. Scalia was a villain in the excellent and under-appreciated scifi original series Farscape. He perused John Crichton across the uncharted territories for his knowledge on wormhole technology.

You’re think of Scorpius. Scalia is the electronic music producer and DJ who just won a grammy.

You’re thinking of Skrillex. Scalia is the sportscaster for the LA Dodgers.

You’re thinking of Vin Scully. Scalia is a traditional mush of pork scraps, cornmeal, and spices popular with the Pennsylvania Dutch .

You’re thinking of Scrapple. Scalia is the big, shaggy monster from Monsters, Inc.

You’re thinking of Sully. Scalia is an itchy skin condition cause by mites burrowing under the skin.

You’re thinking of scabies. Scalia is that guy who landed a plane in the Hudson after some geese flew into the engine.

You’re thinking of Chesley Sully Sullenberger. Scalia are the scary bird-like creatures from the 1982 fantasy movie The Dark Crystal.

You’re thinking of Skeksis. Scalia is an Egyptian amulet in the form of a beetle.

You’re thinking of scarab. Scalia is a character in Mortal Kombat whose catch phrase was GET OVER HERE.

You’re thinking of Scorpion. Scalia is  is a music genre that originated in Jamaica in the late 1950s and was the precursor to rocksteady and reggae. Scalia combined elements of Caribbean mento and calypso with American jazz and rhythm and blues.

You’re thinking of Ska music.  Scalia is a beverage, common in Spain and Portugal. It normally consists of red wine, chopped fruit, a sweetener, and a small amount of added brandy. Chopped fruit can include orange, lemon, lime, apple, peach, melon, berries, pineapple, grape, kiwifruit and mango. A sweetener such as honey, sugar, syrup, or orange juice is added. Instead of brandy, other liquids such as Seltzer, Sprite or 7-up may be added. Scalia is steeped while chilled for as little as minutes or up to a few days.

You’re thinking Sangria. Scalia is a water sport requiring a self-contained underwater breathing apparatus to breathe underwater and observe sea creatures.

You’re thinking of Scuba. Scalia is a clever and often dishonest plan to do or get something.

You’re thinking of scheme. Scalia is a short play, either scripted or sometimes improv

You’re thinking of sketch. Scalia is a small town in the hilly, southern Calabria region of Italy. 

You’re thinking of Sicilia. Scalia is a kind of animal which the primary source of food is corpses.

You’re thinking of scavengers. Scalia is a city in New York where Thomas Edison laid the groundwork for General Electric.