Leo's story

Baby want SHRAMP

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

We used paper cutouts glued to toothpicks and stabbed into erasers, but I like this idea better.

A good, a neutral, and an evil DM. In this order.

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

fuck this banana i can’t open it 😭😩

this was the catalyst to me forgetting to eat my breakfast in the first place

You were defeated by a banana i was defeated by a slice of toast that slid off my plate, butter side-down, onto the cat. He enjoyed the butter. I went back to bed.

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

A bowl of whipped cream.