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employers consider you unhireable if you give anything less than 100%
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i’ve been saying it for years:
government considers you able to work if you can give anything more than 0%
employers consider you unhireable if you give anything less than 100%

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It's Show and Tell Saturday! I'm off for a day of adventures, but I'd love to see what you have to show. What's new in your world this week?
I made a boat out of popsicle sticks and burger picks to go in a diorama/shadowbox. I measured nothing and had only a craft knife to cut with so it's very crooked, but it does actually float!
The most fun part was learning to tie a bowline knot!
I have just gotten the first weensie floor tiles...
To turn the Barbie house my niece got me into a fully renovated Victorian for my calico critters. Someday. I'm starting in the kitchen!
I'm confessedly stuck on "Can craft an adorable and functional miniature boat using only a knife and junk, but did not know how to tie a bowline."
Like, I believe this, I do. But it's such a wild inversion of what I consider basic versus advanced skills, it's breaking me a little.
Listen. If you understand glue like I do, you don't NEED knots.
Lina Kusaite aka Evelina Kusaite (Lithuanian, b. 1975, Kaunas, Lithuania, based Brussels, Belgium) - From Lotus Land series, Watercolor, Posca Pen, and Pencil
I adore this recent trend (if that's the right word) of letting an orchestra play classical music on a festival. It's magical to see thousands of festival-goers going absolutely wild on Beethoven. Mosh/circlepits, crowd surfing. It's wonderful to see the orchestra and the audience having the time of their lives.
They have to keep it on easy going Beethoven like Ode to Joy here to ensure a more docile response. They cant play In the Hall of the Mountain King cause they were already burning down venues when Grieg dropped that one back in 1875, today there would be a radioactive crater.
see we joke but like. go to around 1:09 here
it does indeed fucking slap
I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ it!
Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"
I went, "What. no. she/her."
"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"
I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"
"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."
She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."
"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."
With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"
"Yes, mom."

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one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun
La Promenade du Clair de Lune | Dinard, France
"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about
Wouldn't know how

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My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.
He doesn't have an explanation for this other than the fact that it's cool. And honestly, that's a pretty compelling argument
Oh good, he's named it.
He got her and she's gargantuan
THE BIG is home!!
Update: brother says: tell your internet people- I’ve been making the car shiny and it is COOL.
He's correct. This is excellent.
I left my brother unattended he traded the little corvair next to THE BIG for this thing. I think he's building an armada
He is casting spell of car repair on it, I think.
Brother has been left unattended and has gotten himself a 1970 Cadillac DeVille.
And now it just needs a plate!
Other options are LONNNG and LOMMMG.
it should definitely be
LOMG
LONNNG
LOMMMG
She's LONNNG! Thanks team!
Mayhem. What is that. Is there some tiny, four inch tall prince running shirtless through my house? Where did this come from??
She's not great at this.
Should I be saving my money for a down payment on a house and getting rid of furniture so I have less to move? Yes. And also yes.
But consider:
She's $300 and I need her
You guys are a terrible influence.
Some close ups, and the seller also had these candlestick salt and pepper shakers that I got for $2.
Thanks for deciphering the label! That brings us to a very narrow chunk of time...
?? You wish to move again??
There’s a stew of factors at work behind the rise in consumer rage – but there are potential solutions, too
the annoyance economy is a good phrase, I feel like there's been a long running trend of growing revenue in ways that don't actually create value, rent seeking basically, and in the long run that hurts everybody.

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Don't be pulled down to their level of personal grievance = hoplessness
S. snuffleupagus, a newly described species of fish, is named after the beloved Sesame Street character, Mr. Snuffleupagus, to which it bear
SNUFFLEUPAGUS REAL
Fantastic article!! The guys looking for it were fish researchers who saw it one time, knew instantly it was an undescribed species, and then tried for nearly 20 years to find and document it!
It's a type of ghost pipefish, related to seahorses, and it floats around coral reefs looking like a piece of algae and hunting unsuspecting prey
They are, of course, named after Snuffleufagus from Sesame Street!
Later on it the project, they got citizen science involved, and people across the Pacific started reporting sightings of snuffy fish from all over!
Hooray for science and hooray for S. snuffleufagus !