i’ve been saying it for years:
government considers you able to work if you can give anything more than 0%
employers consider you unhireable if you give anything less than 100%
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i’ve been saying it for years:
government considers you able to work if you can give anything more than 0%
employers consider you unhireable if you give anything less than 100%

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My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.
He doesn't have an explanation for this other than the fact that it's cool. And honestly, that's a pretty compelling argument
Oh good, he's named it.
He got her and she's gargantuan
THE BIG is home!!
Update: brother says: tell your internet people- I’ve been making the car shiny and it is COOL.
He's correct. This is excellent.
I left my brother unattended he traded the little corvair next to THE BIG for this thing. I think he's building an armada
He is casting spell of car repair on it, I think.
Brother has been left unattended and has gotten himself a 1970 Cadillac DeVille.
And now it just needs a plate!
Other options are LONNNG and LOMMMG.
it should definitely be
LOMG
LONNNG
LOMMMG
She's LONNNG! Thanks team!
Mayhem. What is that. Is there some tiny, four inch tall prince running shirtless through my house? Where did this come from??
She's not great at this.
Should I be saving my money for a down payment on a house and getting rid of furniture so I have less to move? Yes. And also yes.
But consider:
She's $300 and I need her
You guys are a terrible influence.
Some close ups, and the seller also had these candlestick salt and pepper shakers that I got for $2.
Thanks for deciphering the label! That brings us to a very narrow chunk of time...
?? You wish to move again??

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There’s a stew of factors at work behind the rise in consumer rage – but there are potential solutions, too
the annoyance economy is a good phrase, I feel like there's been a long running trend of growing revenue in ways that don't actually create value, rent seeking basically, and in the long run that hurts everybody.
Don't be pulled down to their level of personal grievance = hoplessness
S. snuffleupagus, a newly described species of fish, is named after the beloved Sesame Street character, Mr. Snuffleupagus, to which it bear
SNUFFLEUPAGUS REAL
Fantastic article!! The guys looking for it were fish researchers who saw it one time, knew instantly it was an undescribed species, and then tried for nearly 20 years to find and document it!
It's a type of ghost pipefish, related to seahorses, and it floats around coral reefs looking like a piece of algae and hunting unsuspecting prey
They are, of course, named after Snuffleufagus from Sesame Street!
Later on it the project, they got citizen science involved, and people across the Pacific started reporting sightings of snuffy fish from all over!
Hooray for science and hooray for S. snuffleufagus !
How are we as a society going to claw our way back from the fact that a not-insignificant portion of our population is incurably fucking stupid and superstitious in ways we used to mock Pilgrims for being?
There is a substantial portion of our country that (1) believes Satan is real, (2) that he is actively working to harm them, (3) that these plans are at times enacted through country music shows at the Las Vegas Sphere by the guy who sang Chicken Fry, and (4) vote.
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Mutuals I’m doing this to you again

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belphie is always psyched out of his mind to see me, and the feeling is mutual. I'm like "BELPHIE! MY BOY!" and he's purring and wagging his tail and doing his little plip-plip-plip speed trot toward me, and meanwhile we were together all day but were just in different rooms for a second
hello my sweetie boy! I love you!
CSF leak week info from the Ehler-Danlos Society FB page ✨
Transcription of slides from the Ehler-Danlos Society:
Slide 1: What is cerebrospinal fluid?
The central nervous system includes the brain and spinal cord, which act as the body's control center.
These structures are surrounded by cerebrospinal fluid (CSF), which cushions and protects the brain and spinal cord from injury.
[diagram of the central nervous system with brain, ventricles, cerebrospinal fluid and spinal cord labeled]
Slide 2: What are CSF leaks?
A CSF leak happens when CSF leaks out through a tear in the dura, the outer lining that surrounds the brain and spinal cord.
There are two main types of CSF leaks:
Spinal CSF leaks
Occur anywhere along the spine
Cranial CSF leaks
Occur in the skull
CSF leaks may happen after medical procedures, injury, or without an identifiable cause.
Slide 3: CSF leaks in EDS
The Ehlers-Danlos syndromes affect connective tissue, which provides structure and support throughout the body.
In some people, this can make the dura more fragile and more prone to CSF leaks.
Chiari malformation type I may also occur in people with hypermobile EDS and may be associated with CSF leaks in some cases.
[diagram of Chiari malformation type I]
Slide 4: Symptoms of cranial CSF leaks
Cranial CSF leak symptoms may include:
Clear, watery drainage from one side of the nose or ear
A salty or metallic taste in the mouth
Loss of sense of smell
Changes in hearing
Changes in behavior or ability to think clearly
[image of a head in profile with red dots on nose, mouth, ear, and brain]
Slide 5: Symptoms of spinal CSF leaks
The most common symptom of a spinal CSF leak is an orthostatic headache.
Orthostatic headaches are headaches that worsen when standing or sitting up and improve when lying down. They typically affect the back of the head and may also be triggered or worsened by coughing or straining.
Other symptoms of spinal CSF leaks may include:
Neck or shoulder pain
Changes in hearing
Dizziness, nausea, or vomiting
Changes in vision
Sensitivity to light or sound
Changes in behavior or ability to think clearly
Slide 6: Intracranial hypotension
CSF leaks can lead to low pressure inside the skull, known as intracranial hypotension.
This change in pressure is one of the reasons people experience orthostatic headaches and other symptoms.
[image of brain with a deflated shape labeled: Cerebrospinal fluid
Low pressure can cause the brain to sag]
[image of deflated balloon labeled: Deflated Balloon
Lost 'cushion' due to CSF leak]
Slide 7: Diagnosing a CSF leak
Healthcare professionals may use a range of tests to help diagnose a CSF leak, depending on the symptoms and suspected location.
These tests may include:
Beta-2-transferrin testing of fluid leaking from the ear or nose
Spinal tap, also known as lumbar puncture
Computed tomographic (CT) myelography
Intrathecal fluorescein
Magnetic resonance imaging (MRI)
In some cases, additional imaging techniques may be used to find the source of the leak.
Slide 8: Managing a CSF leak
Management depends on the type and location of the leak, as well as the underlying cause.
Conservative approaches may include bed rest, increased fluid intake, and caffeine, which may help relieve symptoms in some cases.
If these approaches are not effective, other options may be considered, such as:
Epidural blood patch
Fibrin sealant
Surgical repair
ty for the transcription!!
The heavily worn tunic of the Bernuthsfeld Man, patched out of 45 single pieces of cloth, 20 different fabrics in 9 different weaving patterns. 680–775 CE, Lower Saxony, Germany.
"Quit blaming all white people for slavery."
They don't blame all white people for slavery. They only blame those who would have supported slavery.
You want to "make America great again" and believe that the time it was great was "when it was founded"? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.
You expect protesters to be peaceful? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.
You support the use of prison labor? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.
You support ICE and Alligator Alcatraz? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.
You believe that people can be "illegal"? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.
You support law enforcement? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.
You believe that complying is the best way to be safe? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.
You oppose Black Lives Matter? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.
You complain about crime rates rising if immigrants are welcomed? Congratulations. You would have supported slavery.
Long-tailed Tit/stjärtmes. Värmland, Sweden (February 12, 2025).

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"The Snow Queen and her maids in waiting," afghan hound Alipriyao of Geufron, nicknamed the Snow Queen, out of Maheshwara of Geufron ex Sita of Geufron. Owned by Graziella Violet Cecilia Bowden-Smith, Guernsey, 1937
“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
Since you don’t respect my opinion anyway, quit pestering me to fill out a survey after every single consumer experience. I keep wondering who looks at these surveys. Is the CEO sitting in his wood-paneled office, reading each individual response on an old-timey stock ticker? If so, you can keep doing this. If not, I rate this experience zero stars out of infinity.
[Transcription:
29. Stop requiring me to have an X account to read the emergency updates that my government posts on X.
I am in a hurricane. My house is in a swimming pool, and the swimming pool is in a tree. Emergency services are, for reasons I am not presently at leisure to explore, posting vital safety updates on X. When I try to read the relevant thread, the app tells me I can’t do it unless I create an account, something I would gladly do if a Kia Sorento were not flying at my face. I shall die peacefully here in my swimming-pool tree, knowing that at least I never had to talk to Grok.
/End transcription]