but i don't know if i have the strength to do it.

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

Re reblogging this so I cans find the fics again

Luke “there’s still good in you” Skywalker is 100% Padme “there’s good in him” Amidala’s son, and Leia “I recognised your foul stench when I was brought on board” Organa is a mirror image of Anakin “General Grievous, you’re shorter than I expected” Skywalker

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

It's called networking babe

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

star wars is very good except where it is very very bad. hope this helps.

#i mean. the skywalkers were very much unhappy in their own special way no one could match (@wondersmith-and-sons)

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

i’m sorry i’m laughing but this gif set is usually paired with Anakin being a good kind person which makes it sad, but a perspective of Obi Wan telling Luke blatant lies is hilarious

you know what the problem is with star wars characters? they're all only children. you have to have siblings so that you get socialized properly. like: anakin? only child. (at least until ahsoka came along but by then it was too late). luke and leia? both raised as only children. han? i don't remember the solo movie too well but i'm pretty sure he was an only child too. ben solo? rey? hux? ONLY CHILDREN. ALL OF THEM. ahsoka's normal because she had anakin as a big brother and finn's normal because he was raised as a stormtrooper which probably means like ninety billion siblings and the clones are (relatively) normal for the same reason but that's IT

(petting you gently and whispering in your ear) you’re so fucked. it’s over for you