3 mice in a trenchcoat

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

"The [x] Brothers meme isn't funny" ok what you have to understand is some memes exist to be funny and some memes exist to show you kittens. If you were paying attention at any time on the internet in the past 15 years you would know this

one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and everything makes sense. like… this is it. this is life. you’ll waste away your youth waiting for some imagined future if you don’t love life for what it is now and make the most of it

They need to invent financial independence for people who are unemployable and do useless degrees

Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts