long-term long-distance low-commitment casual gf

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

lazy faux-feminist “i can’t breathe in a corset” scenes are OUT high tension sexually charged lacing scenes are IN

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

the lion does not concern herself with papa

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

I have a chest of plastic drawers sorted by time of day and a drawer for the things I take multiple times a day.

Bedroom. Nightstand.

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer