Aaaaaaaaaa

obviously anything's better than canon but even in everyone lives AU dis would still be going through it like imagine you're dis, you've not seen your family in a year? possibly longer, you finally make it back to your reclaimed ancestral home, your eldest son's in a wheelchair after being thrown off a tower, your youngest is courting a fucking elf of all things, said elf has got the runestone you gave to said son - rude - your brother, who was supposed to be keeping your children safe, has somehow cured himself of the family curse/hereditary mental illness and is married to a goddamn hobbit, a fussy little creature who you're honestly not sure of at first but who apparently saved your brother's - as well as the rest of the company's - life several times and scolds your two boys like he's known them their whole life and by Mahal they actually listen to him - ALSO the wizard found your father who was presumed dead but was actually alive but is now definitely dead and it turns out that the old bastard's last words were all about how much he loved your dumbass older brother, but had nothing to say about you, his daughter! I mean get this poor woman a beer she deserves it