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If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you
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I see Max as someone who [has] almost monklike mastery of his vampirism. In a way I feel like he has overcome the need to feed. Because I think he sees being a vampire as being something that is a gift and something that you give respect and duty to. Whereas David, who he turned, has completely gone off the rails. He kills at will, he turns people at will, and there's no decorum about it. The way I see Max is he's much more plotting, and he doesn't want to turn people unless they really are worthy. So I think he sees Lucy as worthy.
---Paul Alexander Nolan on the Theater Girl podcast
I am feral about Nolan being such a fucking troll. Tip my hat to this motherfucker. Really all he's doing is the traditional shit where the actor playing the villain must understand why their character thinks they're in the right, but he has such a gift for wordplay and slyness that both bolsters what he brings to the role and also comes out in interviews.
Nolan seeing Max as someone who's "overcome" feeding is so fucking interesting to me. (And i really appreciate him couching all his talk as A Reading if it's not on the page---half the fun of Lost Boys is trying different backstories on these characters like paper dolls). First of all because bullshit, sir, watching Max try not to chomp Lucy is one of my favorite acting choices in the show. Max hasn't overcome SHIT, he's denying himself and you know he's fucking weird about it. This motherfucker is in an Arthur Miller or Edward Albee play, just waiting to snap.
But even if we take it that okay, he doesn't drink blood anymore and therefore thinks the boys shouldn't either (or should enact whatever highly ritualistic method he's deemed appropriate; cough cough bottle)....that is so fuckin raw with the themes about class and labor ( @atowerdweller you have to finish your meta about Max and class dynamics the crops are dying i'm begging, your brain is too big).
So Max is Old (Nolan throws out 800, I can dig that, but let's just go Old). He's had long enough to amass power and solidify himself as a master vampire (whatever that means) and as the financial center of Santa Carla. He is almost certainly so rich, and has been for so long, that the process of labor and accrual both mean nothing to him and are from a completely different era. This asshole believes in pulling yourself up by your bootstraps unironically, and like every other conservative talking head has forgotten that the origin of the phrase is that doing so is impossible.
Max is doing the vampiric equivalent of all those articles about how to make your first million that all turn out to be written by nepo babies funded by their parents. The kids will never afford a house because of all their starbucks and avocado toast. All this murder is unseemly!
And yeah, David is fully doing murder orgies to piss off his daddy. Zero doubt in my mind about that. But I also doubt they could go without blood at a fairly regular rate. Max has made them killers, but he didn't want any distasteful murder that might disrupt his image of his life as orderly and peaceful (yadda yadda TLB is about the fallout of Vietnam etc etc). They're a reminder that what he is and how he got what he has is ugly. Nobody wants to look at the details of colonialism and capitalist subjugation! That's icky! It's not family-friendly!
And Max might SAY he's disappointed in David about the murder....but I'd say Mr. "Ugh free love" is a lot more put off by David living in a squat and starting an anti-authority rock band with his polycule (yes I am making my conviction that the boys all kiss into Themes; I choose to thank Alex Winter, though godspeed Sean et al are doing their part). And maybe that also has to do with David having an emotional bond that doesn't put Max first who can say.
Fucker is a hypocrite on such a profound level. The gift that keeps giving. Magnificent. I wanna kick him into a hole full of fire ants.
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Holy freaking smokes guys I FINALLLYYY finished an edit I formulated a week ago
Tbd on whether I like my edit of the lost boys to The Phoenix more or this but I guess we shall see
Here it is gangalang
@sparrow-the-jester convinced me to do this and I think he was right but it’s past time the time I wanted to be catching my z’s
Hope ya’ll enjoy pls lmk what you think I love feedback
Disclaimer: all the clips can be found at the lost boys YouTube channel in various videos none of this footage is from bootlegs 👍
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Man it’s weird, reflecting on the Stargate franchise’s 17-season multi-movie television juggernaut now, in the context of the 90′s, the 2000′s, 9/11, military imperialism, and cultural shifts through the years.
Like, the original SG-1, at least up until season 8 or so, is in retrospect so obviously a Cold War narrative. The main thematic conflict the whole series is founded on is the idea of negotiation vs violence: when can we talk it out and when do we shoot? How can we keep our people safe in the face of overwhelming danger, when we know, the stronger we get and the harder we fight, the more we might provoke the enemy? What is it even ethical for us to do with and to and for another culture? There are fair-weather allies that become enemies that become allies again, there’s the literal Goa’uld scare of they could be anyone, and how would we even know?, and our biggest Earthside antagonists are either a shadowy three-letter government spy agency, or Russia. Cold War. It gets more complicated as seasons go on, as your biggest Goa’uld threat turns out to be Ba’al who looks like a legitimate businessman right here on Earth, as the Lucien Alliance starts putting itself together like the Russian Mafia in the aftermath of the fall of the USSR.
SGA on the other hand is 100% about the Iraq War/Afghanistan, starting when our intrepid band of protagonists roves off to another galaxy in search of power sources and weaponry they can claim for their very own. The entire Daniel Jackson ‘let’s talk it out!’ goes out the window–Wraith don’t negotiate, period, ever, and also nobody on our gate team particularly cares to try. Instead, our whole main thematic conflict is, how do we deal with the legacy of our forebearers’ mistakes, and also our own, which is absolutely a cornerstone question of the whole Iraq conflict. Every single recurring enemy in SGA was either created or made much, much worse specifically because of something our protagonists do, from Michael to the Asurans all the way back to waking the Wraith up in the first place. Most of the problems around the Pegasus galaxy were caused by the Ancients, who the natives call ‘the Ancestors’ and various members of the Atlantis team can literally claim as their own ancestors, screwing around and interfering and making a mess and then fucking off to let everybody else deal with it. I could probably write an entire essay. There is a massive essay to write.
And, right, in both of these shows, the military are the good guys!!! In SG-1, they need to be tempered by Daniel and his ‘hey maybe don’t shoot the first people we meet on a new planet’, but fighting the Goa’uld is good and right and even if we’re not going to kill them all, it’s better if we prove we can kill them all, just in case. There’s a lot of the warm-fuzzies of ‘we’re taking down genocidal Cold War dictator-proxies!’, which is very nice. There’s a whole lot less of ‘and then, the Vietnam War.’ There’s definitely reference to how the planets our heroes pick to draw their line in the sand often suffer for it far worse than Earth does, but it all kind of gets glossed over–it’s fine, bad things happen but it’s fine, it’s just the price of freedom. Which makes a lot of sense in a post-Cold War context, when the show is drawing from decades of tension and conflict that are over now. In 1996 and 1997, when the Cold War was over but everybody still remembered it, and good sci-fi about the threat of planetary nuclear annihilation or possibly getting taken over by aliens/communism was really appealing in a ‘and the good guys win!’ way. So we can pick the parts that make for good TV and admirable heroes, rewrite the history so it’s not as scary, and tweak it a little more to make the good guys always good.
SGA actually does a lot less skimming over of ‘hey here are all the reasons our protags are actually pretty awful!’ They’re explicitly responsible for pretty much every bad thing in the Pegasus Galaxy, and it comes up and gets talked about. Which makes a ton of sense in the context of 2004-2009 when the show aired, as the Middle East kept exploding and almost settling out and then exploding again, and probably it was all the US’s fault in the first place–the idea of a military that fucked up and created their own worst enemies was very much in the public consciousness. Which makes it even more interesting that SGA somehow managed to keep the military, and their various civilian and occasionally native allies, as the good guys. The ethic of the show seemed to be, ‘okay we fucked up, and every time we try to fix it we usually fuck something else up even worse, but at least we keep trying.’ The last guys who screwed Pegasus up said ‘the hell with it’ and took off, leaving Wraith and ruins and all sorts of gene-locked booby traps behind them, so our protags get all the credit for trying to stick it out even though they’re fundamentally operating on a really sketchy foundation of imperialism and would-be genocide.
It’s just really interesting watching these shows now. The early seasons of SG-1 feel so culturally distant, from the way they try so hard at feminism (and they are very sincere in trying very hard!) to the way the whole show is simultaneously so pro-military, and unabashedly, joyfully pro-science and discovery. Early 2000′s SG-1 goes out of its way not to even admit anything’s going on in the middle east at all, which is part of why it’s such a departure when John Sheppard shows up straight out of Afghanistan. Comparing Jack O’Neill and John Sheppard, and what rank and duty and obedience and insubordination mean to each of them in the context of the very different wars they each fought before they ended up among the stars, is super illustrative and super interesting. Comparing any of it to the world of 2018 is interesting, too, because I don’t know what a Stargate franchise would have to look like today. What war are we fighting any more? What war could we feel good about fighting? You don’t see a ton of sci-fi these days when the good guys are the government.
#I think this contributes heavily to the tonal chaos of seasons 4 and 5 of Atlantis #narratively they started pointing increasingly accusatory fingers but refused to ever actually fall on the sword of accountability #creating an increasingly contradictory thematic scheme and tone #with heavy questions being left with increasingly uncomfortable silence or oddly bald faced shrugs #and also bad writing @kanirou-crosshack
#there’s also something to compare here#with Teal’c and Teyla as our primary points of contact with the locals where the protagonists end up#Teal’c was a highly-ranked defector from the enemy
#Teyla slots much more into a ‘native interpreter’ sort of role#she’s the leader of the Athosians but the Athosians are like 300 people#who aren’t a formalized state seeing as they’re nomadic quasi-agricultural foragers#which is another very 1:1 comparison of how we felt culturally about people on the ‘other side’#in the Cold War vs Afghanistan
#but yeah one of the big problems with the back half of SGA was#the heroes either needed to change how they operated#or admit they weren’t exactly the good guys
#and the show wouldn’t do the first and couldn’t do the second#which is how we end up with episodes like#‘the team is on trial for war crimes but don’t worry it’s an unfair trial so we don’t have to#feel bad about subverting it’
#which has a NOTABLE contrast with Teal’c’s war crime trial in SG1#in which it’s also a sham trial but Teal’c himself wants to be held responsible for the murder he freely admits to committing
#of course I’m sure that the show’s ties#to the real USAF#certainly tied the writer’s hands there a bit
#Teal’c—former bad guy and never Air Force officer#can be convicted of war crimes on screen
#Sheppard can’t be
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david to michael, to his horror:

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Literally crying and have chills over. This is just simply incredible. Can we talk about how amazing Shoshana Bean and Paul Alexander Nolan are? Because my god did they deliver. They are as great actors as they are for a reason and we are so lucky to have them in on this show. I love them. Truly. So much.
And "be wild" is such a beautiful message. Truly so beautiful. I could write whole pages about it (don't worry I wont). But listening to Sho and Paul singing it makes my cry and grin at the same time. It is just so powerful. So thank you Sho and Paul, thank you Lost Boys. Im gonna be listening to this all day long.
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Devastating that the people of Santa Carla probably don’t even bat an eye when The Lost Boys just vanish one day since disappearances are so common. No one will bother to look into their deaths because they killed people so often that it just became a regular occurrence. They’re the reason that nobody will care when they’re gone.
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It has come to my attention that some of you have never seen what I firmly believe to be the greatest music video of all time: Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart. It is the perfect marriage of a galactically bombastic power ballad and a writhing mass of 1980s video clichés, thrown into the path of a wind machine and blasted down a moodily lit corridor into the realm of legend.
In case you’re wondering what the heck they were thinking of when they made it, I remember Bonnie once explaining on TV that it’s about the dreams of a headmaster’s daughter, hence all the boys in (and out of) uniform. In retrospect, the whole shebang is quite fascinatingly female gaze-y, and I’m pretty sure it was a major formative influence on my pubescent imagination.
And yes, there is also a very amusing literal version, but for my money, the original is definitely the most hilarious…
A sad and deeply fond farewell to Bonnie Tyler (1951–2026). May somersaulting ninja schoolboys sing you to your rest.
David definitely gave Dwayne that collar theres a matching leash