Pliable is such a good word

You say “immortality is bad, death is what makes us human” and yet when I run you through with my harpoon (bringing you to the end of your destined lifespan) suddenly you want more time? Curious.

What they don’t tell you is that cruelty for cruelty’s sake is fun sometimes

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

good luck! good luck!

True feminism (forcing all boys to talk in a loli voice) has never been tried

Plurality is all about going “huh? whuh? which one am I?”

"hero of justice" has got to be one of my favorite stilted tl-isms

with max verstappen branching out to different types of racing, now's the perfect time for him to become a horsegirl

Everyone wants to tie me up and gag me and run me through with railroad spikes and hold me at gunpoint and inject me with scary liquids but I’m being really brave about it

With your help we can instant loss all princessgirls and princegirls

I’ve got to stop having delusions about being able to rewind time or something scary is going to happen

Somnophilia adding a whole new meaning to dp on wakeup

I’m the maker who adds all the unnecessary sex scenes to everything. Yeah I do it for the love of the game