muss ja

got a mystery pill from mom for my muscle pain <3 okay <3 yay <3

my favourite class trip as kid was when we were told to pack 1kg hammers and we just went to the mountains to hit rocks in search of Cool Rocks while a guy told us about the Rocks in the Area and after that we went to a mining museum where they had Even More Rocks. the children really do yearn for the mines

i used to think gils haircut makes no sense but after experiencing the type of hair you have when you dont go to the hairdresser for months and cheat using kitchen scissors, i understand completely

my coworker and i always get this red velvet muffin from a cafe next to the school and today we had our break later than usual so we came in, saw the empty spot where the muffins would be, and the waiter recognised us and said theyre out of Red Velvet Muffins. how many did we have for him to remember it

at some point during pseudo daycare you need to just look vaguely disappointed at some kids while youre starting to zone out

something that pisses me off about the english language is that you can treat words like "police" as a singular OR plural. you can treat it as a plural. what the hell. im not going to do that. it makes my brain feel fizzy.