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Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

true crime podcasts of the future in the passenger universe speculating on the quadruple murder and disappearance of randy bradley and benson ********** like maybe they were working together and went into hiding... maybe benson killed randy and was never found.... maybe aliens abducted them on the run...... and benson is emailing the podcasters like they were fags for sure whilst randy is sweating watching his mom on an 8 part netflix docuseries about the case talk about how randy's smile lit up a room when in reality most people made this face whenever he showed up ->😬

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

Yeah i dont think i can take any more madness/pain

bdsm is only acceptable if it's two people putting on masquerade masks and saying "we are good people" before walking in the opposite direction into separate rooms otherwise it's abuse