Love-Hungry Monster

not to be a joyless hag but I've started seeing genderbent "yuri" shipping Markiplier and Ryan Gosling and I can't help but think of someone I recently I unfollowed for posting that they have an easier time caring about genderbent versions of boy characters than regular fictional women

I'm sorry but we don't need Markiplier x Ryan Gosling genderbent yuri discourse. The entire genderbent Markiplier x Ryan Gosling yuri community is probably like three people. There are group chats bigger than this issue. There are ska bands with more members than a fandom this spectacularly niche. Not everything needs to become the subject of a thinkpiece that you use to reflect upon society.

oh sorry I didn't realize complaining about petty nuisances on tumblr dot edu was against the rules now

No because beefing with the BloodyMary Genderbender Yuuriship community is so fucking funny to me. We're talking single digit levels of micro-fandom nicheness here. Nearly 3,000 reblogs worth of discourse on a community consisting of like three teenage girls messing around on AO3.

man I can't help you guys if you think this for real about trying to start shit with this one specific fandom

thank god someone is setting the record straight on genderbent markiplier yuri

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

See, I believe that the body's signalling mechanisms actually do something, rather than being fun little molecules that are unimportant in comparison to your cells' ability to read your spiritual alignment or whatever.

Like to be quite honest I don't think my body is smart enough to understand that there's no uterus in here while I'm actively flooding my bloodstream with the "you have a uterus" signalling molecules.

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

it's not like, a contradiction that anti-trans politicians watch porn fetishizing trans women. do you think misogynistic politicians aren't watching misogynistic porn?

we aren't one of the most searched and watched porn categories there is because people respect us

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.