oh you're bingo now huh you fucking pudding boy?

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

Why do LLMs talk like the SuperDictionary. Every tweet generated by chat yippity is like “Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. That’s as many as four tens. Not three tens, not five tens. Four tens. And that’s terrible.”

if i admit im kind of rooting for ariana and spongebob