oh you're bingo now huh you fucking pudding boy?

Saw trap where paul williams has to write a song but every time he rhymes frown/down with clown his bell bottoms get a little tighter around the calves

13th century bully: what's that you're reading dweeb? Gayowulf? The faginogion?

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest