oh you're bingo now huh you fucking pudding boy?

there may be An App For That™, but have you considered that there is also very likely a Parasitoid Wasp For That™

do you ever think about the redditor with "a cursed amount of internet knowledge" who thought that mustard gravy from the pjackk daughter post was a reference to the "smell of sex." i don't mean to be impolite but what kind of strange was that guy getting

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

back on propranolol AGAIN so going through the usual initial insomnia phase which is why im posting at 6am. Fingers crossed I manage to pass out before my neighbours wake up and start yelling again

I'm still propanolols strongest warrior despite this happening every time I forget to renew my prescription and take a break. If you're a person who's tried multiple ssris with zero to little effect propanolol could be for you

her top posts were all reblogs jerry

When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.