oh you're bingo now huh you fucking pudding boy?

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

idk what to do with my night now. maybe ill finally watch the amazing digital serkis

i really wasn't interested in this show for a long time because the fans were giving me hazbin hotel vibes but my most trusted advisors have told me it's actually good

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

Turns out twinks get really mad if you pour rubber cement in their cum gutters