oh you're bingo now huh you fucking pudding boy?

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read list and it's only gonna branch out from there so really the only solution is to read every book in human history starting at the beginning

purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i've been torturing my students by pretending i don't know who he is

british obama uh let me be keir

Back in the middle ages i was being made fun of so i hided under a bridge