gentleman crawler

women will have no career path, no game, no bitches, and only 3 people in the world that can stand them and all they have to say for themselves is that theyre ‘just like george costanza but a girl’

just dropped out of harvard butterfly school

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

you are a dog who loves to rap

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.

did you hear? they're saying if you open your eyes to it, love is everywhere to be found. its everywhere its everywhere its everywhere