creeping thing that creepeth

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

i know nowadays everybody is rpfbaiting but i genuinely think there's like yaoi black mold on the iwtv set because what is going on with them like these men are in heat the omegaverse is real but only for actors on the gay vampire show

I hate the auto generated ones. They are often inaccurate, go by too quickly, and not formatted well. Plus usually the people who do have proper subtitles include funny things in them. Shout out to Good Mythical Morning, Smosh, and especially Viva La Dirt League for the best subtitles I have encountered on YouTube

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

@hacash

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