creeping thing that creepeth

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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#TEMPORARY AND SMALL JOY IS STILL JOY NONETHELESS   (via smokeandsong)

imo the way you feel about groups it's fully socially acceptable to hate (like children or polyamorous people, among others) is the canary in the coal mine for underlying bigoted beliefs. if you're only supportive of marginalized groups when it's cool to do so, probably you don't actually care about marginalized groups, you care about other people thinking you care

there are 1 trillion people in the notes of this post saying "yeah! i mean i hate kids but they should have rights!" you hate kids? you mean you hate all members of an oppressed group solely for their membership in this group? right. why do you hate them? because they can't take care of themselves and need help? because they don't understand social norms and can be "annoying" and disrespect boundaries as a result? because they can be messy? because they don't understand things in the same way as you do? that's awesome. how do you feel about disabled people btw

"half man gets compared to wuthering heights a lot" (12:15) nobody fucking move I think he's here in the room with us

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

jeef berky

Sorry for calling your wedding hetslop

there’s so many wonderful red string of fate options built in to phm (grace’s spacewalk tether, xenonite chain, petrova line) but my personal favorite is the line of blood from grace’s dick from when he ripped out his own inflated catheter

the vampire lestat is like watching the emperor's new groove if kuzco was abusing hallucinogens the whole time and was also making music i can only describe as billy idol does katseye

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

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