#bensonandrandyforever

i fuckin OD'd in a movie theater last night and my cousin had to call my mom to come save me cause i couldn't make myself move, just fuckin shaking and sweating and crying. jesus christ lol. i think i need help for real. i don't even know how to begin to explain to her how i got so fucked up haahaahhahaha. but she stayed with me until i was better, let me put on the passenger and watched it with me even though i could barely look at the screen i was hallucinating so much . jfc

the power went out last night during a huge storm and it's been out allll day !!! my grandparents have been fretting like crazy and my grandpa went out and bought a big ol expensive generator and my mom is like guys for the price of the generator and all the extension cords and fans and propane tanks we could've gone to a hotel for the night 😭 but it's cool. during the day my grandpa and all the neighbors have been cleaning up tree debris from yards including the tree in our front yard that like exploded in the 80mph wind last night!!!! . i mostly napped all day tho and had crazy nightmares and drooled all over myself. i love being an adult. we got froyo after dinner :)

dyke as fucked out in this country club chugging my rum and coke looking at half naked white guys on my iphone #happy early birthday america u nasty fuckin bitch .... die soon