#bensonandrandyforever

i had a weird ass fucking dream where benson was a dentist and randy was his patient and he kept putting his gloved hand in randy's mouth and pushing on his tongue 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

benson. save me benson

my friend told me pleaseeee stop takin that shit or use less and i'm like okayayyyyyy. cause i love you and u want me alive that's coooool okayyyy. i've felt so bad the past two days i just want to tell my mom how bad i feel but we are literally not talking about it and i don't think she even wants to hear it from me. i have four fucking tabs left and i'm like how the ufuck do i space this out so this is less painful the answer is i canttt four isn't enough to do even the slightest thing for me rn even on an empty stomach and i wauwuehjtjekekgkskekkfkgkskajjfjt . today my mom said to me you should try taking edibles maybe it'll help you. AHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! I NEED TO BE SHOT INTO SPACE IS WHAT I NEED SO I CAN FINALLY BE WHERE I BELONG AS AN ALIEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i'm so dead we love to imagine when benson and randy settle down after being on the run benson finds a job as a mechanic or some shit where he can wear a tank top and i think dats sexy even if we are never even shown in canon that he knows jack shit abt cars but i think him as a hot dog vendor is funny as fuuuckkkk and really good cause he can be his own boss and if someone gives him attitude about his hotdogs he can go home and tell randy that he didn't even kill anyone at work today because he has no coworkers and randy can say oh that's nice benson :^)

it's been a minute since i read any ranson fics.... i miss dem. love when they're in a situation