World's No.1 Ableton Lover/ Hater

To give more context: The reviewer was Jean Lorrain, who also was gay. Both showed up to the duel and both missed on purpose.

gay people can never just ask each other out

sending me that for YEARRRRSSS dnp were like our sharpie whiskers/noses didnt rub off bc we were kissing why would we do that -.- and turns out that they were kissing and phil had it on video and it was unlisted on his channel for years

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

irish as a language is so fun. we have so few words and so we have to get funky with it. oh, a fox? i think you mean 'madra rua' (red dog) you wanna talk to me about birds? barn owls perhaps? why, yes, the 'scréachóg reilige' (graveyard screamer) and, my personal fav, you're really tired? oh, you poor thing. i think you might have the tiredness of the world on you (tá tuirseach an domhain ort)

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

the thing about Spock’s Brain is that Spock’s brain being stolen isn’t even the most hilarious and ridiculous plot point of the episode, really.

I think that’s the episode where Chekov heats up a rock with his phaser and he and the away team all warm their hands on it, which was so fucking funny to me I had to pause and cough and laugh

some of you are my very favourite followers and you don't even know it #myspecialsecretfavouritefollowers

Item: Pigeon Shoes; a cheaper version of Flying Shoes that occasionally get distracted by bread crumbs

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

This has to be considered some form of bullying