KISS EVERYONE NOW. CONDONE FIRST DEGREE HUGGING.

My little nephew is dying; I feel like he's taking his last breaths. I will never forgive anyone who ignores this.

Please, we urgently need 700€ for emergency surgery for my nephew. His health has deteriorated significantly; he is now in a coma and unconscious, suffering greatly. Time is running out, and every moment is crucial for him.

If anything happens to my nephew, please remember that I begged you to donate, even a small amount, or to share my post. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and doesn't support me with a single word or a small donation, and ignores me.💔

Someone has donated €50, but we still need €650 to cover the cost of my nephew's surgery. I swear we need your help; my nephew is suffering terribly right now. Please, every moment of delay could cost him his life. This is a life-or-death surgery—please don't let him die. You are our only hope. Please, please donate.💔😭

Several people have donated a total of 90 euros, but we still need 560 euros to cover the cost of my nephew's surgery. We still need your help; my nephew is in a very critical condition. Please, every moment of delay could cost him his life. Please don't let him die. You are our only hope—please, please donate. We are getting very close to our goal; please donate. 💔

Someone has donated 10 euros, and we now need only 550 euros more for my nephew's surgery. I hope that anyone reading this will not ignore my plea; I am asking for your help today because I fear that tomorrow I might lose my nephew before the operation can take place. Please donate—do not let us down. Your contribution will help save my nephew's life. Please, please donate. 💔😭

If you care, we still need 500 euros for my nephew's surgery; he is in a very bad state. I have said this so many times, and I am terrified something terrible might happen to him. Please don't let us down—please, please donate. 😭💔

Everyone, tomorrow is the deadline for the surgery. Someone has donated €100, but we still need €400 to go ahead with it. Please, don't let us down—please donate. I don't want my nephew to die; I swear this is a life-or-death surgery. Please, please donate. 💔😭

No one has donated yet, and we still need 400 euros. I swear I will not forgive anyone who sees these words and ignores me; I don't want my nephew to die. Please donate. 😭😭😭💔

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

going into the forest to play experimental industrial music at the lyrebirds so they learn how to make those sorts of noises and then showing the lyrebird noises to experimental industrial musicians so they learn how to mimic lyrebird mimicking them and then showing that to the lyrebirds and so on because well basically why not

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

Listen guys I’ve had a rpf conspiracy brewing lately but I don’t think you’ll all appreciate who it is.

Okay but seriously imagine if Kevin smith had a vagina 😍

My little nephew is dying; I feel like he's taking his last breaths. I will never forgive anyone who ignores this.

Please, we urgently need 700€ for emergency surgery for my nephew. His health has deteriorated significantly; he is now in a coma and unconscious, suffering greatly. Time is running out, and every moment is crucial for him.

If anything happens to my nephew, please remember that I begged you to donate, even a small amount, or to share my post. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and doesn't support me with a single word or a small donation, and ignores me.💔

Someone has donated €50, but we still need €650 to cover the cost of my nephew's surgery. I swear we need your help; my nephew is suffering terribly right now. Please, every moment of delay could cost him his life. This is a life-or-death surgery—please don't let him die. You are our only hope. Please, please donate.💔😭

Several people have donated a total of 90 euros, but we still need 560 euros to cover the cost of my nephew's surgery. We still need your help; my nephew is in a very critical condition. Please, every moment of delay could cost him his life. Please don't let him die. You are our only hope—please, please donate. We are getting very close to our goal; please donate. 💔