girls love having their little digital archives

they led me to water and i drank it no problem. i had a ton of water, even. wasnt an idsue. i think horses are just dumb

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

you unfollowed because you are not pure of heart

May I please have 1 everything

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

I used nintendogs music because he. becau

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend