The Redhead's Tale

There's something so uniquely joyful about a mare taking her new baby out for a run. I could watch them all day.

THESE HORSES ARE SO DARK THEY ARE SO PRETTY

Let's be gorgeous with mama

I didn't know there was still a little flicker of joy in me, but here we are.

Hands down, best scene I've seen in a film for years. Fucking art of the highest caliber. This will NEVER get old to me.

First time I saw this scene, it took such total control of my snowman-shaded legs I didn't realise I was moving them until my foot cramped up.

Okay sure, parrots talk. Ravens talk. Big deal! Check out a vegetable garden, you’ll see that beanstalk.

I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

Almighty god of the railway a benevolent deity! Get this powerful and omnipotent kitty for only $8904 now!

Wow, your village has the best kaiju!

i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

that is a "hello darkness my old friend" face if I ever saw one.

Cybersmith off his shits

I recently saw it pointed out elseTumblr that, a remarkably easy detail to miss, she is going for her hatpin. The clear social cues are about to escalate.

I for one think that is very valid of her and that hatpinning That Guy should still be considered a socially acceptable and perhaps even laudable option.

From the day the paint dried until this very day here, women all over the world have looked at that girl's face and said "yep, that's what it's like."

Someone prepare and deliver this to me immediately.

please god dont let this be the new bullshit

I think I lost some valuable brain meat reading that.

Norse mythology fails to convey the sense of terror that must have hung over Asgard every time Loki was gone for longer than eight months and three weeks

#you fools  #wolves gestate for only 2-3 months #and horses can be pregnant for over a year! #there is no period of time that they can relax for #literally any time he’s out of their immediate supervision #he might be coming back with another harbinger of ragnarok #bundled up in nappies [X]

I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

Humans keeping cats and dogs as family members is like three prodigy assassins being introduced in the back of a shady nightclub and 45 minutes later they’re 6 crunchwrap supremes deep passing a blunt in the back of a shag carpeted Volkswagen microbus rating Oreo varietals by fuckability

tumblr users have the unique ability to string together sentences never before seen in all of human history and yet they conjure up such specific visceral imagery that you can’t help but be a little in awe. and i think that’s beautiful

Love and peace on planet earth

This was fantastic!

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive