Hanniballs

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

I actually do think it’s better for abusers and abusive characters to realize the harm their past actions caused and seek to do better than be literally or metaphorically executed for their crimes

Something about how society cares more about punishing the wicked than about making the world a better place, and how many people really struggle to shake that.

Post about increasingly niche stuff that nobody follows you for and barely has a tumblr presence NOW

That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

“I told you this before” implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past

everytime she dies she has to go through this whole long process of paperwork and bribery to get reincarnated

But babe, I’m *captain*, I must not leave my ship…

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up