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âI have written a poem for a woman who rides a bus in New York City. Sheâs a maid, she has two shopping bags. When the bus stops abruptly, she laughs. If the bus stops slowly, she laughs. I thought, âMmm, a-ha.â Now, if you donât know black features, you may think sheâs laughing. But she wasnât laughing. She was simply extending her lips and making a sound. I said, âOh, I see.â Thatâs that survival apparatus. Now, let me write about that to honor this woman who helps us to survive.â Maya Angelou: And Still I Rise (2016) dir. Rita Coburn & Bob Hercules
To celebrate pride month, letâs be prejudice against another minority together
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Iâve heard that this is called âPinkwashingâ, when a company claims to support LGBT issues to sell merch but actually donât care.
the tumblr âtâ in the upper left corner of the website has been flashing pride flags all month as it censors posts with wlw content and deems them âtoo adultâ for minors.
BOTH OF THESE INSTANCES WERE BECAUSE OF SHITTY CODING
NOT SOME NEFARIOUS ANTI-LGBT PLOT OR WHATEVER
Pinkwashing is really about the overexposure of for-profit breast cancer awareness orgs, like Komen.
iâm officially cancelling cringe culture. itâs over. go enjoy the things you like unabashedly and proudly because life is hard and sometimes things are just nice.
play minecraft. watch doctor who. read homestuck. draw undertale fanart. be a furry. live.

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Abusive men pave the way for lazy men to get wives and girlfirends.
Lemme clarify, how many times have you heard your overworked female friends and relatives say âYeah, Jerry drinks beer every evening after work while I cook dinner and clean up after everyone and does the bare minimum to help me raise the kids but heâs such a nice guy. Heâs never beat me in my life. I couldnât ask for a better guy in my life.â
Like no, Sally, your husband is a common stone among turds and you know it.
I try to explain this conceptually to people as a thing that happens not saying that this is good but itâs a thing that happens.
This is what male privilege is and how all men benefit from it.
This is why you are not exempt from statements about âall menâ even if you are overall good.
You benefit from the bar constantly being lowered by systemic issues within the gender.
The expectations on you are always lower than they should because âat least youâre not Xâ.
ThatâŚis the best response Iâve seen to the ânot all menâ thing. Thank you.
Concept: Cold Topic. The opposite of Hot Topic. You walk in and you donât immediately feel a thousand goth eyes piercing into you. The music is peaceful and subdued and not destroying your eardrums. Lots of color and pastel shades. You find a ton of cute stuff and the lack of the ow the edge attitude is kinda pleasant. The salesperson offers you complimentary cupcakes. You find yourself in a welcoming atmosphere, but itâs a little too welcoming. Another salesperson appears except they look identical to the first one. You start to feel uncomfortable so you buy your things and head for the door. Then 5 more freakishly identical salespeople appear to obstruct your escape route. They donât let you leave
Claireâs
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GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.
[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]
*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo
âIâll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.â
hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives
âYEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHHâŚ.VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHHâŚBVRGER?â
wine machine broke
OH SHEEEEEEEEIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao i felt that burn when i watched this! lmaoo
#lightskintfuckery
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Lightskins be like
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How do people think this is okay? âlightskinâ. sheâs fucking black you race puritans.
They literally look like theyâre the same color
Right??
From the makers of You have to be this ghetto to be black. Now comes: You donât match my skin chart for blackness
Another thing i have to deal with from other black people. âYou arent black enoughâ mixed with needless sass.
Iâm sorryâwas there a chart?
Was there a chart I missed?
Somebody post the Fresh Prince clip with Carlton again.
âMiss Mochaâ looks just a little lighter skinned than Clapback Girl, but Clapback Girl isnât even that dark. You donât have to be âwhite(r) passingâ to hold the same opinions as Miss Mocha. Discrediting someoneâs opinion because of how black they are (or how gay/disabled/masculine/feminine/etc. they are, for that matter) isnât cool or smart. Of course the entire episode of this show (itâs called A Different World, jftr) may have explored that, but I have not seen it.
A candle for the victims of the Orlando shooting.

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My blog title
Iâm not sure if I explained it before, but I feel like I owe it to everyone to do so.
For those too lazy to check, my blog title is âKid Rock eats toothpaste.â
This isnât a Kid Rock fan blog at all, as you may have noticed. I only know about 1.5 to around 3 of his songs. The most noteworthy one is âPicture,â the duet with Sheryl Crow.
The first verse of the song is Kidâs alone, and he laments about âfueling up on Colgate and whiskey.â Colgate, as most of you know, is a brand of toothpaste, mouthwash, and general oral care products. Sure, thereâs shady, usually poverty-stricken drunks who will try to get intoxicated by antiseptic alcohols like mouthwash, but theyâre probably not Kid Rock, the multimillionaire.
Also, I didnât even know mouthwash could get you drunk when the song came out, and didnât use it very often, but I used toothpaste. Ergo, I thought âWhat the hell heck is Kid Rock doing munching on toothpaste? Why? Do you not love yourself, Kid?â
Only when I started doing DARE and hearing censored versions of the song that went âFueling up on...[pause]...and whiskeyâ did I realize my tremendous mondegreen. I thought for a bit it maybe Colgate sued him, Sheryl, the radio station, or whoever, but then it hit me.
Cocaine. Cocaine and whiskey.
(Nobody fuels up on Colgate, aside from maybe Carl Wheezer, who ate a tube of paste in the Jimmy Neutron feature film, iirc.)
But nonetheless, I like to make fun of myself for mishearing and Kid for mumbling, thus my blog title.
(Also, Kid became a Trump supporter, which is super lame, but his music is still okay, I guess.)
im bored so im gonna draw Luigi in the first thing i see when i type âghost clothesâ into aliexpress
beautifulÂ
some great ghost clothes⢠to blend in with
Whoa, Iâm back. Iâve been on hiatus from this place for a while. I forgot my PW and had to change it....
My name is Calfe & Im too young to know yet what do with my Toung! So till my Mom say âDont Do That!â Ill stick it out And lik this cat.
My little Calfe, Im proud of yuâ yur living like the Big Cows do. Yur doing just what Mom have saidâ for yu lik cat, and catÂ
lik bred.
Bad meme execution. 0/5 stars.
These poems are supposed to be imitative of 17th/18th century middle English poetry (pre-dating dictionaries and formalized spelling conventions) not early 2000s chatspeak, not babytalk.
These poems are also supposed to be in iambic diameter, giving them a pleasing songlike rhythm. The above has inconsistent syllabic structure from line to line.
These attributes are clearly illustrated in the prime:
So tired of people on this website and their flagrant disregard for syllabic structure.
No respect for the craft.
1. first of all, how dare you. i would never, N E V E R, put forth a cow poem with inconsistent syllabic structure. these may not be my finest work, but the iambic dimeter is IMPECCABLE. check my scansion again and come back to me. I guess âknow what do yetâ is not ideal, but it falls within the constraints of the form. iâm genuinely appalled by this. i have SEEN inconsistent scansion in this meme, i do NOT approve of it and i have NOT done it. how dare you. HOW DAR EYOU!!!
Secondly: it is not absurd to suppose that the linguistic constraints of a Cow Poem would depend on the figure to whom Cow speaks. In the original (and perfect) âi lik the bred,â the narrative cow, like a Chaucerian non-characterized narrator, directs her speech to an imagined and unspecific listener; not to âthe men,â who are characters within the poem, but to some more general audience. (See the Canterbury Tales prologue for an example of this voice in action.)Â
Later, poem_for_your_sprog has Cow address contemporaries like âdog.â You will notice that the voice of Cow varies slightly, in speaking to Dog, from her voice in the original âI lik the bred.â WHY, then, can we not extrapolate that Calfe â who is, after all, a narrator of limited capacity, being only a Baby Cow with a Baby Cowâs simplicity â would have its own variant voice? And why, too, would Cow not speak differently to her own Calfe than she does to an animal peer, or to reverent imaginary auditors? These are experiments within an emerging form â flawed experiments, certainly, but not mistakes ipso facto. Again: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!
my name is Cow, and as yu see, its worth yor tiyme to studye me. but if yu dont like what yu red, take 2 deep breths and lik the bred.
my name is Meme and i combyne the academe and asinyne. Calfe, Dog, Cat, Cow and Interned the tyme is nowÂ
to lik the bred
âthere were no cases of autism before 1930âł
Yeah mt Everest wasnât discovered till 1856 but im sure the fucking mountain still existed
uh lol im pretty sure the people who live near mount everest knew it existed lol
uh lol im pretty sure the people who had autism knew it existed lol

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Please stop boycotting âA Dogâs Purposeâ. That video of âanimal abuseâ was posted by TMZ. TMZ, who is just about tabloids and is known to be problematic. As a trainer, the person working with the dog was doing what he could. He stayed by her side, at her level, and spoke to her and reassuringly touched her sides. This video was ALSO made by PETA, an organization that is notoriously awful. They have stolen animals from peopleâs homes and euthanized them several times. They also edited the video to skip right from footage off the dog being nervous about the water right to her being IN the water, implying they just threw her in. They didnât. Sheâs a German shepherd, she isnât a water dog ad would naturally be nervous. The minute she showed any sign of struggled, they removed her and cared for her. This is a trained animal and trained workers who know how to make entertainment without hurting the doggy cast. Donât boycott this film because of a literal tabloid.
the dog (who is named Hercules) actually was chosen for his love of water. the reason he was nervous was because heâd been rehearsing the scene entering the water from the opposite side of the pool- he only freaked out when asked to enter on the other side. the video also cut out the part where they stopped trying to get him to go where he was uncomfortable, and then let him enter on the side he was used to. hereâs the producerâs response to the video
Always Reblog, what Actually Happened.
Again, âA Dogâs Purposeâ is one of the most pro-rescue movie, ever. Please watch it. And share this TRUTH to others who got lied to by TMZ and PETA.
If you are or know anyone who is at an airport:
DO NOT GIVE UP YOUR GREENCARD OR OTHER PAPERS! YOU WILL NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEMAND THEM BACK.
DO NOT SIGN FORM I-407! YOU WOULD BE WILLINGLY ABANDONING YOUR PERMANENT RESIDENCY STATUS.
TRUST NO IMMIGRATION OFFICER OR ENFORCER.
ACLU HAS SENT OUT LAWYERS. MAKE SURE YOU GET ONE.
Please protect yourself.
EDIT: Also, if youâre a green card resident who is a citizen of or from IRAN, IRAQ, LIBYA, SOMALIA, SUDAN, SYRIA, OR YEMEN:
Please make sure you DO NOT LEAVE THE UNITED STATES UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. YOU WILL NOT BE PERMITTED TO RE-ENTER THE COUNTRY.