IDK I just live here...

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

I WANNA COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING so i sprained my ankle a few weeks back and i was like trying to see my doctor about it right? but not only could i NOT get through the answering machine to talk to a person about it, but the thing just told me to make an appointment on the website! so fine i go to the website (i just wanna talk to somebody real quick???) but the first THE FIRST thing it asks me is what gender i was assigned at birth. the FIRST. girl this is about a SPRAINED ANKLE? keep this question for when it's RELEVANT? what are we DOING

Trying to make friends as an adult is awesome because you get to wait in agony for a text back from someone you don't even want to have sex with

that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn't she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael... pet photos of all time

do you want to play dead bodies with me

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

Show idea: magical girl group but each girl is based on one of the seven heavenly virtues

Mahou Shoujo Psycho Machia set to air fall 426 in an amphitheater near you.