what even is blogs

people react to the United States Capitol Subway System - which connects the United States Capitol to several congressional office buildings - like it's this absurd luxury, like, imagine having a subway that goes just from your personal office to your meeting room, and all, but what they fail to consider is that the cars can be very small, because you can fit a lot of them in there because theyre a bunch of CLOWNS in congress bunch of CLOWNS what will they do next

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

there used to be things to watch on youtube

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid

by nk jemisin