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whats so wrong with wishing people would die

Phil in primary school

oh and another thing. make sure you tell that ripley motherfucker that i never believed any of it. none of it. i thought he was making it all up. yeah. i dont give a shit anymore.

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

If you were ever on 4chan seriously for any reason at all you should go to hell for real.

Like I don't understand the obsession with making excuses for people like "ohhh but this person was feeling isolated and this is the only community they had" idgaf how lonely I am I'm not turning to the white supremacy neo nazi woman hating site no matter what and if you did you need to go to hell.

Folks gassing up literary fiction and looking down their noses at sci-fi and fantasy because the former is "grounded in real human experiences", then you look at your average piece of literary fiction and the author's notion of how the real world operates is at least as fantastical as Narnia.

All I'm saying is if your whole thing is plumbing the depths of the human condition, it might possibly be a problem if I can reliably see greater psychological realism in a randomly selected episode of Star Trek.

If you're gonna be dismissing the whole of fantasy fiction as Dungeons & Dragons bullshit, you should at least be willing to double-check that your own stuff is less Weird About Women than Gary Fucking Gygax, which should not be a high bar to clear, and yet

Don't be mad, but I changed my name to your dog's name and then I robbed a bank, and now they're coming to your house to arrest your dog.

this is how water white talks to jesse

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

Rereading The Hound Of The Baskervilles with my mom and cackling at how the INSTANT Watson is apart from Holmes he turns into the most romantic gothic Victorian horror narrator ever. He is no longer shackled. He is living his goth crime girlie fantasy.