i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

i would burn down every journal factory just to click like on 1 more oversharing post from my mutual

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy