scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

I’m still here. how do I leave.

You don't. Desbiens is guarding the doors.

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

las vegas took murphy still no news on abby who is unbothered roaming the plains of montana are we... in purgatory?

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

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