sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

hamlet’s “i did love you once” and ophelia’s “indeed, my lord, you did make me believe so” is such an underrated gut punch. it’s betrayal it’s heartbreak it’s vulnerability it’s so over. truly no one is doing it like shakespeare

however unhealthy and problematic, the sexiness of cigarettes in film and media is so much more interesting and compelling than seeing someone sucking on a vape. there is absolutely nothing horny about it to counteract the terrible health effects. embarrassing

This is art to me

(Pouring love into your glass) say when

i love final girl concept so much because yes the last one standing should always be a woman. women even. i am greedy like that

ship so good, a future where they’re safe and retired is called an au

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry