gee i sure hope something lesbian happens

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[ID: Bert from Sesame Street dressed in a colorful clown costume, smiling softly as he offers the viewer his brightly colored hat, with blue text around him that reads "Life is beautiful, you are not a fool for believing this world can be good." End ID]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

Arkansas charging people to kayak, hike, fucking BIRD WATCH on PUBLIC lands managed by the game and fish commission because they thought hunters were being unfairly monetarily burdened is going to turn me into the fucking joker for real

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?