Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell