hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

i’m on onion rings right now

Really cool that being an adult means I can just buy things like a food dehydrator. Soon I will create the wrinkliest fruit the world has ever seen

we exist for love btw

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

To the person blasting Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls in their car full volume windows down, I get you

I was in the backyard and 20 minutes later I hear it coming down the road again 🫡 godspeed you suffering soul