pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

when creative partnerships are more intimate than a marriage and the break up is worse than a divorce

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

Mutual pining is great, but you know what's even better? Mutual pining where they're both fully aware the feelings are requited, they just can't do anything about it for other reasons. Or maybe they technically could but they've had to choose not to, because of The Circumstances.

@funnier-when-objectum

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville