ship so good, a future where they’re safe and retired is called an au

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

It was a global problem

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

does anyone know how to respond when people text you

social energy life hacks

talking with my friends who i love strategy & guide

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

I need a lady in a shirt Fuck im down bad

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila