‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

Does anyone else get a little excited when you're reading and come across a word you don't know and you get to look it up and add it to your vocabulary pile? weehoo! a little treat for me, a little exotic snack

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

"I asked ChatGPT-" okay well I asked one of the skyrim innkeepers, and she told me to slay the dragon at Autumnwatch Tower and then she glitched through the floor and I had to reload a save

My fellow americans we desperately need to get into quark cheese because I am trying to make a dresdner eierschecke and am fighting for my life on these webpages

After much research I've determined to make a true dresnder eierschecke I must make my own quark. This will take a couple of days but I will get cheese out of it

gee i sure hope something lesbian happens

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[ID: Bert from Sesame Street dressed in a colorful clown costume, smiling softly as he offers the viewer his brightly colored hat, with blue text around him that reads "Life is beautiful, you are not a fool for believing this world can be good." End ID]