I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

this trend of shitting on peer-reviewed academic studies in favor of tweeting “we already knew this was happening” is so soul-crushing. not to be an elitist cunt, but we have got to open the schools again. people genuinely seem to have forgotten that their personal lived experience isn’t indicative of the larger population, AND IF IT IS…… then you need researchers to support these assertions from a relevant data pool instead of a blog post from 2013 💀

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

any villain born after 2012 can't big bad... all they know is twist reveal , get shipped on tumblr, reform, be comic relief , have sad backstory & lie.

I am guarding my meticulously typed joke post with a garden hose. No serious meta commentary. Only joke.

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.