wet beast wednesday

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

to the enlightened mind, hockey pads are both armour and lingerie, in this essay I will

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it