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I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

did you have the dream i sent you?

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

i have a suggestion

@isuggesteatingtherich

i have a suggestion

i have a suggestion

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.

Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite

Item: Frank-Fort Tree (although at that height they seem suspiciously shrublike)

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers