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I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–
–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM
JUST FISTS.
reblog Magneto punching a Nazi
you won’t get anything for it, except for a kickass photoset of Magneto punching a Nazi on your blog
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I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts
Use your PTO
this is how that scene went, right?
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Reminder that Anne Rice was always fierce.
(From Anne Rice: Playboy interview, 1993)
You're not going to come in and politicize my imagination.
today in "making up ways to help kids decompress on the fly": i had kids cup their hands in front of them and for 1 silent minute, picture a small mouse in their hand. afterwards they got to tell me, one at a time, what their mice did
figured it would be fun to add some quotes from my 4 year olds on what their mice did
"she danced and twisted"
"my mouse went to jump in a pond and then rowed a boat"
"mine ate cotton candy and then he got so sick"
"I let my mouse go and he went home to visit his family"
The Eridian science teams try soooo hard to be soooo normal about Grace. "He helped save our entire planet, we cant experiment on him!" "Hes a whole ass intelligent being, the biodome isnt like a zoo enclosure at all we swear." "Rocky might actually kill us if we try and add enrichment things to the biodome just to see what happens. It'll seem like an insult to Grace's intelligence."
Meanwhile Grace is just waiting in anticipation for someone to ask for a chunk of his hair or something. Hes lowkey curious as to what theyd find. Hes fine with being a creature to them its chill he gets it as a fellow intellectual and all around curious guy who insisted on watching Rocky eat.
Turns out you can win at tagging.
it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold
"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable
It happened
Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼
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Readers of Tumblr, I have a question of sheer curiosity. When reading original fiction with characters you’ve never seen a visual portrayal of, do you prefer if their physical appearance is given a detailed description in the text, or are you happy to have one or two important features described and the rest left to your imagination, or do you not care/not notice at all? I guess a fourth option is preferring no description at all.
Some examples of what I mean.
Detailed:
Gabriel Quinn was a man of modest height, a little under six feet tall, with warm brown eyes and a prominent nose, dark auburn hair that swept across his light golden brow, and a delicately shaped mouth pulled into a polite smile. His physique had a soft edge that put El in the mind of some retired athletes he’d treated, and the way he leaned just slightly on the elegant cane he held in his right hand gave El some idea of what might have been behind his retirement.
Sketched out:
“Reset the game, Sutter,” one of the men said, poorly covering a belch as he pulled up a chair to the table and spun it around to sit in backwards. Some of his blond hair had come loose from his ponytail and fell over his eyes rakishly, and Nate couldn’t help noticing how broad the man was, rugged and tall like a mountain. “Reckon it’s time to have a rematch.” […]
He elbowed the other man who’d come in with him, a redhead with nearly half an inch on Farley height-wise but a bit narrower in the ribcage, something sorrowful about his visage. “Me and Callahan got paid today. Got plenty of chips rattlin’ around in our pockets.”
I’ve seen people mention in reviews their (sometimes strong) preferences for one or the other and I’m just kinda curious about which way it’s trending.
Fictional Character Description Preferences
Strongly prefer detailed description
Slightly prefer detailed description
No preference
Strongly prefer “sketch” descriptions
Slightly prefer “sketch” descriptions
Prefer no description or minimal description
Feel free to elaborate in reblogs/tags!
The Trump Administration registered the url "aliens.gov" months ago, and it sparked frenzied speculation among UFOlogists who believed the government would announce aliens exist on a website called "aliens.gov". A few skeptical voices said they would not in fact be doing that, and implied one very obvious alternate meaning of "alien" that a fascist may use, and today the website launched
It was a website that uses a long preamble of UFO jokes to announce a map of supposed crimes committed by immigrants
Let's say you believe aliens are visiting the planet Earth. How dumb do you have to be to think Donald Trump is the best friend of our space brothers and will announce their existence to all mankind
that’s his little guy!!
why is it that ppl hear "fetish" and immediately think "devoid of morals" like ur genuinely not making sense. ppl dont actually become inhuman and beast-like when theyre turned on, thats something we are told bc it aligns with christian patriarcal values, u know that right? desire isnt actually bad. it doesnt make you evil, or incapable of having/respecting boundaries
i got a response to this abt how men get horny and "lose their minds" and "causes" them to behave vile. i rlly rlly neeeeed ppl to understand that men behaving inappropriately when turned on is something they are *choosing* to do, and when you equate that to human nature you are enabling them and diminishing the seriousness of that choice
finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell
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A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was
My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after
