[Enter the LESBIANS]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

i think my most controversial take on the dragon age vs mass effect drama that seems to spike up every time one of these series does anything noteworthy is that i feel like the discussions often seem to boil down to "Their Barbaric Problematic Fiction vs Our Enlightened Flawed Narrative" and i think we all need to take a step back. and remember that these are both bioware properties made by liberal white canadians in the 2000s. and they suck ass

started writing a long post abt romances in video games but I've said it all before it all comes down to me gripping the devs by the throat and screaming THINK ABOUT HOW THIS SERVES THE CHARACTER over and over until i throw up

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

I will forever find it hilarious how Shadowheart is like ‘Fine! I worship satan 🙄 don’t make a big deal out of it’ and most players didn’t make a big deal out of it because they had no idea who satan is only to then get punched in the face later with who satan is.

sorry but it does amuse me every time someone apologizes to me for not responding to a message like immediately im literally not bothered the instant nature of dming has conditioned people to expect immediate responses but its literally no different to physical correspondence to me. i have sent you a beautiful letter and i shall await your response

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

its a crime more people don't know about the silt verses. Happy pride to the grizzled, Irish, middle aged, aro-ace, every gods favorite, impossible to kill, mass murderer, manipulative woman known as Carpenter

this post blew the fuck up oh my god. Happy pride also to the tgirl business woman who started a massive cult on on her own and was consumed by it, and happy pride to the trans man who rose the ranks in his own pre established cult only to also be consumed by it. They're all fucked forever but at least they're queer 🎉

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path