[Enter the LESBIANS]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

As gamers, we deign to push the boundaries of what is possible, to immerse ourselves in worlds beyond reality. We want to see ourselves experiences that would never happen in real life by putting ourselves in the middle of them. This is why, for the first time in the history of Warframe, in Jade Shadows: Constellations, you will be able to play as a vegetarian

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!