the little flap bits on the underside of mushrooms

i ruin my sleep schedule to have more alone time

just had a disconcerting thought

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

"It's not normal, it's just normalized" what are we doing here guys. What are we doin

One day we will let go of "normal" as a synonym for "ethical" or "good" or "acceptable" or even "common" and we will, I truly believe, begin inventing better sentences

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up