the little flap bits on the underside of mushrooms

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

We need to start publicly shaming people for creating huge messes everywhere they go in stores. Retail employees should be allowed to stamp "DOUCHEBAG" on your forehead if you keep fucking up every display you see

guys raised by fly's

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

And this is why he's the actual fucking goat

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly