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Ilya swore a blood oath against Gritty after that kid tried to fight him and Gritty put him in the penalty box, he thought Gritty should have let the kid win. Shane won’t even entertain the conversation anymore

If you take nothing else from this remember that Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie are proof that in a year your entire life could be different

Hollanov works because they’re exactly the same level of obsessed with each other even if they don’t know it. If that obsession level was unbalanced now we’re in a horror movie

Do you think David Hollander knows to be grateful he just caught them playing grab ass because if he had been even like three minutes later he would have walked in to a very different scene

Ilya really sat in front of Shane’s parents and said yes your son actually outlasted my entire roster

When Shane texts that he’s going to take a shower Ilya always replies “without me?” but they both think it’s hot instead of cringe

Ilya should have known Shane was in love the way he was willing to dive face first into airplane plus two hours in the car marinated gooch

Everyone they know in Ottawa is fully aware that they have to text and wait for a response before they go over to Shane and Ilya’s or else they’re gonna get an eyeful of hole and it’s their own fault

Someone teaches Ilya the word cooter and now he won’t stop asking to see Shane’s (Shane is displeased by this turn of events)

Ilya was so gleeful during his little husband audition like look at my big house, today I will please you and then provide for you (shop for and cook a meal.) but then he had to go and RUIN it and now he’s sitting there covered in goo with tuna breath