My Cup Of Tea

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

[ID: tags reading #i love that you can start a post with “there have been four editing passes of my spider sex book” on here and nobody bats an eye#*Michael the good place voice* “yeah yeah the cat blog's spider erotica we've all seen it”]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[snapping out of an ocd spiral] well that was pointless. obviously collage is a valuable artistic medium and isn't indicative of an inherent moral narcissism...??? [feeling the ocd spiral returning] ahhhh o n second thought may be cutting up magazine photos holds some ... important moral nuance ☝️ and I will be the One brave enough to definitively categorize that nuance once and for all!

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol