My Cup Of Tea

When someone tags wereralph in your post its like stepping on a twig in the bara werewolf forest. he might reblog it causing the whole pack (lots of notes from a bunch of furries) to come a sniffin

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

this is what the end stage of smallpox eradication was like

Werewolf Be Upon Ye

what's a werewolf

Way too funny not to share

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

Finally a post about the U.S. that's even nice applicable if you live outside of it