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Troy watching RuPaul’s Drag Race with Harris for the first time trying to find something to comment on. So eventually he’s like. It’s really cool that they found twins this into drag to host the show. Harris looks at him & asks what he means. Troy goes y’know, Ru & Paul. It’s nice that Ru handles the catwalk stuff so that Paul can just go chat with the queens backstage. Harris pauses the episode & is like. Do you think those are two different people? & Troy is like well yeah obviously. Paul is bald Ru has hair?

#if you are a person who is not little and have ever been picked up easily by a partner for the first time in your life... u get it

do you think hudson had ever been lifted like that while being kissed before…….. bc im just saying if that was me that kinda thing would’ve cast a spell on me for life

I’m dead serious when I say my favorite salmon dean moment is when Sam finds that horrible taxidermy animal with the costume on and holds it up for Dean to look at.

I mean It’s not like an IDEAL scenario or anything, but I do think a murder/suicide could be romantic. if done right.

Ilya’s doctor warns him that antidepressants often decrease sex drive but after eight weeks of taking the meds, the opposite has happened. His sex drive has dramatically increased. He’s horny all the time, and he’s constantly thinking about fucking Shane. It’s pretty much the only thing he thinks about. It’s the off-season, and they’re at the cottage, so he has mostly uninterrupted access to Shane and can fuck him around the clock, but he knows he can’t go on like this. They were having dinner with Yuna and David the other night and he almost bent Shane over the dining room table while his in-laws where in the kitchen. Ilya was horrified when he got hard from Shane placing a piece of garlic bread on his plate, and had to lie about being too full to move from the table so he had time to will his erection away before his in-laws saw it. He has to figure this out before the season starts or he might bend Shane over and fuck him in front of everyone in the locker room. He goes back to the doctor and tells them his symptoms, and they switch him to another medicine. Ilya tells Shane about the medication switch and he swears he sees a brief flash of disappointment on Shane’s face.

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

i think it’s very cool how harrison browne has been able to use the heated rivalry wave to talk about his own book and work and experience as a trans man and hockey player especially right now when trans people in sports is such a jumping off point for further systemic transphobia

i think it’s very cool how harrison browne has been able to use the heated rivalry wave to talk about his own book and work and experience as a trans man and hockey player especially right now when trans people in sports is such a jumping off point for further systemic transphobia