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herpsandbirds

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

inkyrainstorms

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

torracat

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

slavery

macbethz

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

token-white-friend

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

noodle-dragon

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

tentacles-and-coffee

Let’s see what you can do bagel

thelightreturns

Help me bagel, you're my only hope!

#sympathetic magic

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

I need tiktokers to understand that ao3 has been home for the freaks (affectionate) ever since the day it was created. the entire site was created because “dark and fucked up fics” were banned and removed from other platforms, so us freaks came together and created a site for other freaks — a site where nothing is censored, a site with no algorithm, no capitalism, no ads, and again, absolutely no censorship.

this has been our house for decades. you newbies don’t come into our house and tell us how to arrange our furniture. either be nice and respect our house, or leave and build your own house elsewhere.

thelightreturns

"you newbies don’t come into our house and tell us how to arrange our furniture."

#ao3 #this

eunnieboo

pink in the night

sourcherrymagiks

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

kingjinxii

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!

barbreypilled

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

#seal?#or sea lion?#water doggo #honk

musicforyourplants

boy-matt-deactivated20181204

*slams reblog*

ariesaav

Klezmer dolphins.

willcub-deactivated20180521

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.

onceuponamirror

honestly they’re better than the band that played at my bat mitzvah

$fractalindigo blog's avatar$

fractalindigo

I like dolphins.

I love klezmer.

But as a former band kid, this made me die laughing.

sanitymakesposts

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

sanitymakesposts

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

sanitymakesposts

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

evilscientist3

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

thelightreturns

Mods... bring back his favorite discontinued snack but alter the formula so it tastes just slightly off.

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ororium-z

Happy Pride!

rootbeergoddess

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

thesaltofcarthage

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

secret-sketchbook

Patreon Request Sketch: Vegebul Injury - from May. Thank you for the request and support! June’s Calendar page will be posted tomorrow!

000l

shrewreadings

like to charge, reblog to cast.

grub-muncher

This comic only mentions different hallucinations based on sensory modality (which sense it impacts) but there are other ways to categorise hallucinations such as the theme of the hallucination or the severity of the hallucination

Hallucinations don’t only affect schizospec people and can happen to people without a psychotic disorder or any mental illness/condition

fimbry

Messes me up how the tea snobs were right.

I'm out here temp gunning my water because the tea snobs are right and temperature is everything.

I'm temp gunning frickin water.

I've stopped adding sweeteners because there's simply no bitterness to mask anymore because the tea is brewed properly at the right temps. Damn it all.

fimbry

So water that was JUST boiling is still going to be like, basically boiling yes!

And steeping at 175F for 4 minutes? It will barely change temperature in a mug in 4 minutes.

When I overheat water, say I want it at 75C but I get distracted and it hits 100C boiling. I have to wait like 30 WHOLE MINUTES before it cools off to 75C. That's in my glass electric kettle, not even a better insulated mug. The costs of distraction are great.

Also I have been trying matcha and got done with my little box of packets and went to a different powder in a tin. All of these said to use boiling water. So I use boiling water on this new matcha powder and it's like, the most bitter thing my lips have ever touched. I spat it out, I was in shock it was so bitter, so gross. SO HORRIBLE. I prepared it the exact same way, but this time at 75C and it's delicious. So follow your heart. Don't burn matcha. Get a real way to take the temperature (I'm using a $15 temperature gun, it works!) because I cannot visually tell between 65-75C or 85-95C, but let me tell you, the tea sure can tell the difference.

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000l

shrewreadings

like to charge, reblog to cast.