WHAT THE FUCK'S UP, DENNY'S

@killorbekillian

Killian. 1996. They/He.

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sous chef forgot to cover the hole in the food processor lid while grinding red pepper flakes (he’s an idiot) and everyone else started coughing and leaving the kitchen and i was unaffected. big masked papi untouchable!!

#i was like ew why is everyone coughing #work tag #killer filler

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A relatively messy study/fanart for project hail mary, the last month has really awakened my inner space loving child again

Also fun fact, while drawing Man of war by Radiohead started randomly playing which i think is very veru fitting for this

311 Steiner St, San Francisco - Eileen David , 1978.

American , b. 1952 -

Watercolour monoprint on paper , 12 x 16 in.*San Francisco

jennifer's body au for the passenger!!!

#the passenger #jennifer's body

plummetingange1

silo city

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Ardea cinerea

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

domnika-deactivated20250923

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

HELP?????

everyfandom-girl

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

Old First Ward, Buffalo NY 12.12.17

`#{thing} would've been good if it was good` is one of my favorite phrases of all time tbh

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When I’m a losing dog that my boss is betting on

there are no hard rules for human interaction but honestly i think everyone online would benefit hugely from operating under the assumption that, unless you have been given a specific reason to think otherwise in discrete instances, internet strangers do not want to be approached with:

your trauma, illnesses, or deep-rooted self worth issues

any come-ons or sexual content

over-familiar playful rudeness

information about your dnd characters/ocs

disagreements with their harmless subjective opinions

if it is your first time speaking with someone i can not highly enough recommend that these do not be your opening topics

something that has happened enough that it’s officially a Pattern of internet behavior: i will make a tweet that’s like, a jokey headcanon about a piece of media, and then someone i’ve never spoken to before in my life will come into the replies to try and offer a directly contradictory and actively depressing take. and either within their initial reply, or once i’ve expressed polite disagreement, they’ll make sure i know that the reason they have this headcanon is because they’re projecting their own trauma or self worth issues onto a fictional character.

and the thing that really gets me about this is that i am like 90% sure these people don’t have any ill intentions or even think they’re particularly overstepping. but i just can not fathom what the intended response to these things. i have NO idea what sort of reaction they’re looking for. it’s such a weird and uncomfortable spot to be put in. it’s a great way to get instantly put on my mental list of people to never engage with in the future

I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.

Like this but with big fluffy hair with white streaks

Oh my god

garaks-padded-cell

I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

garaks-padded-cell

Artists rendition

garaks-padded-cell

I forgot that when i told @peach-crem this over the phone they drew it as worf LMAO

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gaydiation-poisoning

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

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