genshin gender envy

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my favorite thing is a small portion of the fandom casually ignoring the canonical heights of minato and hamuko to make him shorter than her. he is tiny and this is just a fact.

me giving relationship advice: communicate or end it

like, i genuinely believe most problems in the average relationship can be dealt with if the people involved just had an honest, open conversation with each other. it doesn’t have to reach a resolution or be peaceable or anything, just hash things out. air out dirty laundry. all parties have a responsibility. one person can’t be doing all the work while the other just stonewalls, indefinitely. work your shit out, no matter how long it takes and how messy it is, bc that’s the test of love/friendship. you fail it if you end things prematurely, and you fail it if you unilaterally fashion yourself as the victim/wronged party and the other as the perpetrator/aggressor. a relationship should be 50/50, and that means taking on the share of the work it takes to mend and maintain relations when the going gets tough. relationships require effort, and a lot of it is just conflict mediation & resolution, which requires all parties to play their part. easier said than done, obviously, but that’s all the more reason to work at it

you can’t be like “love is about the effort you put into it 💙” on your cutesy tumblr posts and then go around misunderstanding what abuse and “emotional labour” is lmao

im worried that people who consume phoenix wright content without playing the games might not know that phoenix wright is a huge bitch. like in the courtroom chapters he's up against miles edgeworth who is the Queen Bitch so he comes off like a himbo. but half the game is you walking this man around investigating he's just making snippy little comments about everyone and he doesn't always verbalize them but it's like a good quarter of the experience and that's Why it's so fun to watch him go up against miles edgeworth who is probably the only person who knows he's such a bitch and he puts on a smug smile n goes "ohh no don't be mean to me edgeworth im a little birthday boy!!" and dumbs his way into winning the case. insane. incredible

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

@dalethesjtoddler

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

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Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

And its like, I didn’t know he could do that, that shouldn’t be allowed no matter who the child is.

one tells a horrid future the other one tells you an uncomfortable past

pop team epic

New kiki and bouba just dropped

shoutout to autistics who flunk in school. shoutout to autistics who fail tests and struggle to do homework and cant process academic information very well. You deserve to be seen too