Eat My Entire Ass

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.

@funnier-when-objectum

this is from an Australian youtube channel where they go to hat tower and drop things

Water doesn’t compress very much, so once it hit it’s terminal velocity, it was basically a solid ball, not a liquid. This is why you can use water to cut things if you have a high enough pressurized jet of it.

The reverse POV of “if you’re too high, hitting the water is like hitting concrete”

Well that's not in one piece anymore

the beach that. makes you dead

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

goku — or, as the french call him, geauxcoup,

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry