Surprise, It's Anxiety

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

World Heritage Post

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

(flirting) i could be your problem