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Having a pillbug+ moment rn Please God Let Me Unsubscribe I Need MONEY. I don’t need pillbug fucking PLUS

If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help

Stephen King’s Misery

its increasing ?

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

I kill your grandad's foes

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth

cosmo wanda if i don’t have a lit cigarette in my hand in five seconds there will be consequences

Category 1 Papal Toilet Event

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚