ⓣ𝓊𝔪𝕓𝑙𝚛 ℋ𝜊𝔰𝓉𝕒𝒈E

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth

cosmo wanda if i don’t have a lit cigarette in my hand in five seconds there will be consequences

Category 1 Papal Toilet Event

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

I will never get over people coming here and experiencing just basic American culture and absolutely falling in love with it, because this is what America's all about, man.

America: We'll Get Ya Sooner or Later!

Honestly so used to thinking of Wal-Mart as the bottom rung of American culture it never occurred to me how easy and convenient it is compared to shopping everywhere else in the world.

Guy passing out after a bite of his Waffle House patty melt at the end there made me so proud to be American

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

Settlers of catan