ⓣ𝓊𝔪𝕓𝑙𝚛 ℋ𝜊𝔰𝓉𝕒𝒈E

This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head

You know this was from 2013 cause burgers were a dollar

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]